麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-4 09:54

[原创]酒后驾车（意想不到的）

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">酒后驾车（意想不到的）</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT size=5> 前天</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">晚上，交警在公园口专项检查酒后驾驶，交警拦下一串小车，司机们聚在一起，有点紧张地等待检查。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一位</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">警察扫了一眼，发现一胖子明显不对劲，眼是红的，腿是软的，靠在一棵树上，拿报纸当扇子，拼命地扇着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">..... <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">警察上前敬了个礼，说：“请出示驾驶证。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">胖子手忙脚乱地把本本掏出来，哆嗦着说：“给</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">给你。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">警察：“你喝酒了？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">胖子：“没</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">没喝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">喝多少</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">警察：“没喝？都这样了，还没喝？到底喝了多少？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">胖子：“喝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">喝了九</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">九两。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">警察：“喝九两你还敢开车？你不怕危险？也得为别人着想啊，暂扣驾驶证。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">胖子：“求</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">求您了，我这是今年第</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">第一次</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">喝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.....</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">喝酒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">警察：“你说什么也没用，分已扣了，明天到交警队一大队违法办接受处理。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">胖子委屈的挤出人群，掏出车钥匙</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">....... <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">突然，他大喊一声：“唉！我的车呢？”声音既洪亮又清楚，看来，他的酒已经醒了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">他左看右看，慌的要命，然后拍拍脑门：“不对啊，为了来喝酒，我今日没开车啊，我打的来的啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">哎，警察同志</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">警察疑惑的看了他一眼：“没开车，那你站在这儿干什么？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">胖子尴尬的说：“我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">我这不是看热闹来了嘛！”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20084495320808.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>

水之韵 发表于 2008-4-4 10:06

你这不是忽悠警察吗？

冬泳先锋 发表于 2008-4-4 10:03

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江湖散人 发表于 2008-4-4 10:00

<FONT face=宋体 size=5>我</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-ascii-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=5>我这不是看热闹来了嘛！”</FONT></SPAN>

冬泳新兵 发表于 2008-4-4 12:52

原文由 麦克雷 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">酒后驾车（意想不到的）</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT size=5> 前天</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">晚上，交警在公园口专项检查酒后驾驶，交警拦下一串小车，司机们聚在一起，有点紧张地等待检查。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一位</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警察扫了一眼，发现一胖子明显不对劲，眼是红的，腿是软的，靠在一棵树上，拿报纸当扇子，拼命地扇着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">..... <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警察上前敬了个礼，说：“请出示驾驶证。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">胖子手忙脚乱地把本本掏出来，哆嗦着说：“给</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">给你。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警察：“你喝酒了？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">胖子：“没</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">没喝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">喝多少</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警察：“没喝？都这样了，还没喝？到底喝了多少？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">胖子：“喝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">喝了九</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">九两。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警察：“喝九两你还敢开车？你不怕危险？也得为别人着想啊，暂扣驾驶证。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">胖子：“求</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">求您了，我这是今年第</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第一次</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">喝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.....</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">喝酒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警察：“你说什么也没用，分已扣了，明天到交警队一大队违法办接受处理。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">胖子委屈的挤出人群，掏出车钥匙</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">....... <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">突然，他大喊一声：“唉！我的车呢？”声音既洪亮又清楚，看来，他的酒已经醒了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">他左看右看，慌的要命，然后拍拍脑门：“不对啊，为了来喝酒，我今日没开车啊，我打的来的啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">哎，警察同志</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警察疑惑的看了他一眼：“没开车，那你站在这儿干什么？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=华文新魏><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">胖子尴尬的说：“我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我这不是看热闹来了嘛！”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20084495320808.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P></P><P>&nbsp;</P>

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