[推荐]绝！外国老师是这样给学生解释《西游记》的！
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">绝！外<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="国">国</st1:PersonName>老师是这样给学生解释《西游记》的！</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">瑞典有一所乡村小学，一天，老师正在上外国文学课，有个学生请老师介绍一下中国的《西游记》，老师是这样解释的：故事说的是一个中国的和尚去西方旅游的经历。这种旅游的性质实质上是一种探险。他骑着一匹白色的马，带着一位名叫沙僧的仆人。为了打发旅途的寂寞，他还带了一只宠物猴子和一只宠物猪上路。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一路上，这个和尚路过许多高山，渡过一些大河大川，受到许多惊吓。他走过名叫火焰山的火山口，艳遇过一个只有女孩的女儿国。据说他带的猴子本领很大，一路上替他扫除许多障碍，其实不过是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">只蝎子，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">只蜈蚣，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">只黄鼠狼，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">只蜘蛛而已。大的动物有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">头牛，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">只狮子和</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">匹狼。猴子还有一些让人不解的行为，比如一发火就烧东西，一路上烧了几个山洞，一棵柳树，还有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">个漂亮的宫殿，还围着一堆白骨狠打许多遍才罢手。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">和尚带的宠物猪看起来没有什么作用，只是充当旅途的解闷工具罢了。据说它一口气吃了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">只西瓜，把和尚、仆人、猴子的一份都吃了；还说它调戏了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">只蜘蛛，被蜘蛛们狠咬了一口。那个仆人也是什么用都没有，整天担着一副破行李，听任摆布。和尚花了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">13</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">年才到了印度，寻了一些印度的佛经，像得了宝贝一样回国了。学生们听罢非常惊讶，一是想不到，中国人这么热衷于冒险；二是想不到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">1000</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">年前中国人就喜欢宠物猪了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> 跟中国学吧！ 原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20084821652682.gif"><BR><BR> 原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20084821652682.gif"><BR><BR> 原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20084821652682.gif"><BR><BR> 原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20084821652682.gif"><BR><BR> <P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; 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