麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-10 10:01

[笑话]追公交！

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">追公交！<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">今天早上上班赶公共汽车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">到站台的时候</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">汽车已经启动</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">于是我边追边喊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">师傅</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">等等　　我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">师傅等等我呀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!......"<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　这时一乘客从车窗探出头来冲我说了一句</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">悟空</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你就别追了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">"<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

泽雅 发表于 2008-4-10 10:03

<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;<EM><FONT color=#ff0000>&nbsp;&nbsp; 是悟空的话，真的就不用追了。</FONT></EM></FONT>

初来乍到 发表于 2008-4-10 10:03

想象丰富

关东女侠 发表于 2008-4-10 10:04

想象丰富

水之韵 发表于 2008-4-10 10:14

师父是唐僧。

开心果666 发表于 2008-4-10 12:31

原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;<EM><FONT color=#ff0000>&nbsp;&nbsp; 是悟空的话，真的就不用追了。</FONT></EM></FONT> <FONT size=6>想像力真丰富啊</FONT>

晓月清风 发表于 2008-4-10 18:00

<FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>师傅等等我呀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!</SPAN></FONT>

兔宝宝 发表于 2008-4-10 22:35

原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;<EM><FONT color=#ff0000>&nbsp;&nbsp; 是悟空的话，真的就不用追了。</FONT></EM></FONT>

寒冬畅游 发表于 2008-4-10 22:51

<P><FONT face=宋体 size=5>这时一乘客从车窗探出头来冲我说了一句</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>悟空</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>你就别追了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">"</SPAN></P><P><FONT size=5><FONT color=#3d11ee><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>悟空“得听师傅的话！</SPAN><BR></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P>

白雪迎春 发表于 2008-4-10 23:09

原文由 关东女侠 发表: 想象丰富
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