文彪 发表于 2008-4-10 21:35

有这样一个女同事

<FONT face=仿宋_GB2312 size=3>&nbsp;<FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5>一女同事,说话总是很含糊,还经常乱讲话。</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;一天,我和同事4人去办事,进了电梯,她拎着手袋放在体前,我手拎个工具包也在身前乱晃,她盯着我的手说:把你那玩意塞进我这里吧!电梯里的人马上都转头看我。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  我有点恼:什么玩意呀?说清楚呀!!她指着我的手回答:就你叮啦当啷那套玩意呀!当即有人窃笑。我一看不能再说下去了,赶紧把包从下体前移开,就说:不用了,不用了。她说了句暴强的话:没事,别看我这个东西小,你那个东西也不大呀,一定能塞进来的,来试试。我另两个同事已经抱着笑成一团了。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  我上了</SPAN> <SPAN><A href="http://pop.pcpop.com/subject/13113.html"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; TEXT-DECORATION: underline; mso-spacerun: yes">车</SPAN> </A></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">,一启动,她就高潮了一样惊声尖叫,啊……呀……噢……讨厌了,你慢点呀……</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  我开</SPAN> <SPAN><A href="http://pop.pcpop.com/subject/13113.html"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; TEXT-DECORATION: underline; mso-spacerun: yes">车</SPAN> </A></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">3年多了,这么叫也太夸张了呀。另两个同事都笑抽筋了,回公司后就描述我俩的经典对白。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  还……我……清……白!!!!!!&nbsp;</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  她总是莫名其妙,昨天上班她说:今天我早恋的时候顺便买了点鸡蛋……后来一问,是早晨锻炼的时候……</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  早晨锻炼========》早恋????有这么说的?</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  还说:我家的窗户都是有门的。????????窗户上开门?原来说的是阳台的窗户带着门。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p><FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  废话,难道跳到阳台?我一说她就说我抬杠:咋的?你总挑我说话的毛病?有“干”的意思呀?</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p><FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  (哈尔滨说话“干”是打架的意思,但是都是男人互相这么说)我就回了句:干能咋的?</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  她居然说:不服咱俩现在出来练练</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  我:咋练呀?</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  她:你说咋整就咋整……我闪……</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p><FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  有一天早晨,她买了些草莓(估计是早恋的时候买的)进办公室就到我桌前对我说:你去洗洗。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p><FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  马上有同事向我俩这张望,我都不敢说话了,赶紧去洗草莓。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p><FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  谁知道一回来她就大声说:你怎么洗了这么久呀,我都等急了,洗干净没有?过来,我先检查检查。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p><FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">屋子里哄堂大笑,我这个汗呀……她还奇怪的说:你们笑啥?就应该先洗洗呀!我赶紧把草莓高举过头:各位不要误会我洗的是这个。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p><FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  现在只要她一说话,全公司的人都会往歪处想,我都有准备辞职的心……</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p><FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  今天下楼进电梯,她一看开门了就回头冲我喊:快来呀,这里没人。特兴奋的样子。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p><FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#1a1ae6><FONT face=方正姚体><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes">  我同事就都在后面推我:快去呀,人家都说了,那没人……</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p><FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_gb2312; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=方正姚体 color=#1a1ae6 size=5>  我无奈,只好进去,我其他同事都不上电梯,我在笑声中郁闷得不行了…</FONT></SPAN></P>

江南宜春冬泳 发表于 2008-4-11 06:14

我只比她好一点!哈哈

白雪迎春 发表于 2008-4-10 23:42

哈哈哈

海上花 发表于 2008-4-10 22:01

哈哈 真有意思!

秋寒 发表于 2008-4-11 18:17

原文由 跑 发表: <FONT color=#c4573c size=5>桃色笑话,哈哈哈...</FONT> <STRONG><FONT color=#3d11ee size=5>楼上的别-----“跑”</FONT></STRONG>

鹤壁绿叶 发表于 2008-4-11 19:26

真的假的?

发表于 2008-4-11 14:52

<FONT color=#c4573c size=5>桃色笑话,哈哈哈...</FONT>

碧浪鲨 发表于 2008-4-11 14:41

<P align=center><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#dd22dd size=5></FONT>&nbsp;</P><P align=center><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#dd22dd size=5>语言艺术!</FONT></P>

龙一 发表于 2008-4-13 22:38

原文由 碧浪鲨 发表: <br><P align=center><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#dd22dd size=5></FONT>&nbsp;</P><P align=center><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#dd22dd size=5>语言艺术!</FONT></P>
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