[转贴]正准备申请吉尼斯的BBS语录
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>正准备申请吉尼斯的</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red">BBS</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>语录</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 30pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、吃自助最高境界：扶墙进，扶墙出。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、结婚必备条件：有车有房，父母双亡。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、没有钱，没有权，再不对你好点，你能跟我？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、拿份报纸上厕所，俺是读书人。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">Google</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>上百度一下。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、女人一定要对自己好一点。一旦累死了，就会有别的女人花你的钱，住你的房，睡你的老公，打你的娃！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、你的丑和你的脸没有关系……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、长个包子样，就别怨狗跟着。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、争吵的时候，男人和女人的区别就像步枪和机关枪的区别。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、爷爷都是从孙子走过来的……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">11</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、老天，你让夏天和冬天同房了吧？生出这种鬼天气！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、鸟大了什么林子都有！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">13</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、听说女人如衣服，兄弟如手足。回想起来，咱这尊千手观音竟然裸奔了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">20</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>多年！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">14</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">15</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、夏天就是不好，穷的时候我连西北风都没得喝……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">16</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、随你大小便！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">17</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">18</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、没什么事就不要找我，有事了更不要找我。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">19</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死？我会闭上眼睛的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">20</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、锻炼肌肉，防止挨揍！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">21</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、天使之所以会飞，是因为她们把自己看得很轻……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">22</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、我想早恋，可是已经晚了……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">23</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、拥抱真是个奇怪的东西，明明靠的那么近，却看不见彼此的脸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">24</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、揍你个性生活不能自理！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">25</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、当你穿上爱情的婚纱，我也披上了和尚的袈裟……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">26</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、其实我是一个天才，可惜天妒英才！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">27</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、请你以后不要在我面前说英文了，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">OK</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">28</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、思想有多远，你就给我滚多远！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">29</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、男人的谎言可以骗女人一夜，女人的谎言可以骗男人一生！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">30</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">31</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、老板，钱对你来说真的就那么重要吗？讲了三个多小时了一分钱都不降？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">32</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、起那么早干嘛？夜总会还没开门呢！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">33</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、一觉醒来，天都黑了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">34</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、我要是做了人事部经理，第一件事就是提拔自己做老总。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">35</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、我每天除了吃饭的时间全在减肥，你还说我没有毅力？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">36</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、水能载舟，亦能煮粥。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">37</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、买了电脑不上宽带，就好比酒肉都准备好了却在吃饭前当了和尚。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">38</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、只要你敢死，我就敢埋！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">39</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、人又不聪明，还敢学人家秃顶？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">40</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、有一个很古老的传说——能在</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">XX</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>校园里看到美女的人会长生不老……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">41</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、如果连你也不理我，我就变成狗不理了……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">42</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、生，容易；活，容易；生活，不容易。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">43</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、打死你我也不会说。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">44</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、钱可以解决的问题都不是问题。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">45</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">46</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、连广告也信，读书读傻了吧？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">47</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、戒烟容易，戒你太难！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">48</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">49</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、睡眠是一门艺术——谁也不能阻挡我追求艺术的脚步。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">50</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、奈何桥上的老婆婆都卖上百事可乐了，你叫我怎么忘记你？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">51</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫虫被鸟吃。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">52</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、如果我做了皇帝，一定封你当太子。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">53</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、只要锄头舞的好，哪有墙角挖不倒？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">54</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、天哪，我的衣服又瘦了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">55</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、我在女友手机里的名字是“他”，分手后，我就变成了“它”。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">56</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、避孕的效果：不成功，便成人。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">57</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、我和你不一样，因为我是人。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">58</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、问君能有几多愁，恰似一群太监上青楼。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">59</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、我真想亲口管你爷爷叫声：“爹！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">60</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>、我喝水只喝纯净水，牛奶只喝纯牛奶，所以我很单纯……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> <br><br> 顶！ 够经典的 原文由 冬泳先锋 发表: <BR><BR> <FONT size=7> 顶！</FONT> <FONT face=隶书 color=#3300ff size=7> 经典</FONT> <P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008411145929129.gif"><BR><BR></P>
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