麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-11 09:44

[灌水]美女坐车的尴尬

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">美女坐车的尴尬</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">那天有位年轻貌美的小姐穿著紧身迷你短裙</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">上街去购物…</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">两手提满了购物的战利品</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">等公车准备回家</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">公车一来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐面临了很尴尬的场面…</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">因为裙子太紧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">两手又拿了许多东西而公车车体较高</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">她根本无法跨上公车…</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">排在后面的乘客开始骚动叫她动作快一点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="那"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">那</SPAN></st1:PersonName><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐实在手足无措…</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">正在排队上车的人潮开始拥挤凌乱时…小姐灵机一动</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">用手悄悄的将裙子后面的拉炼稍微拉开</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">好让裙子可以松点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">能让她跨上公车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不过</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">很奇怪的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">拉炼拉下来裙子却没有松</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一点用也没有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">于是她又尝试将拉炼再往下拉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">结果还是没有用</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">双腿仍然无法跨开大步</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">此时后面排队的乘客又开始骚动了…喊着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">「前面的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">快一点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">就连司机也不耐烦了跟小姐说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">「</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">??</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">嘛快点上车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">正当她实在没有办法无计可施时</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">突然后面的一位年轻人一声不响的就将<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="那">那</st1:PersonName>小姐一把抱上了公车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">年轻小姐更糗了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">面红耳赤</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">的质问抱她的男子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">「你怎么可以抱我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太夸张了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我们又不是朋友</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我甚至不认识你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这位年轻男子冷静的说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">:</SPAN><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia">!</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">当你第</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia">2</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">次将我裤子拉链拉开之后</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia">,</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我开始觉得我们</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia"> </SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">已是很好的朋友了</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia">! </SPAN></I><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>

大度英雄 发表于 2008-4-11 11:10

<P>原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>拉链拉错了结果。</FONT></EM></FONT> </P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 size=6>哈哈！</FONT></P>

泽雅 发表于 2008-4-11 10:22

<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>拉链拉错了结果。</FONT></EM></FONT>

冬骑滑 发表于 2008-4-11 17:24

<FONT size=5>主要是太紧张的原故吧</FONT>

冬泳新兵 发表于 2008-4-11 11:30

<P>原文由 泽雅 发表:&nbsp;<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></P><P><FONT size=6><EM><FONT color=#f70909>拉链拉错了结果。</FONT></EM></FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P align=center><FONT color=#ff3300 size=7>真是太巧了。</FONT></P>
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