冬骑滑 发表于 2008-4-11 17:25

转：[灌水]美女坐车的尴尬

本帖最后由 嫩江一叶 于 2015-4-29 11:51 编辑 <br /><br /><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>美女坐车的尴尬</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>那天有位年轻貌美的小姐穿著紧身迷你短裙</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>上街去购物…</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>两手提满了购物的战利品</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>等公车准备回家</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>公车一来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>小姐面临了很尴尬的场面…</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>因为裙子太紧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>两手又拿了许多东西而公车车体较高</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>她根本无法跨上公车…</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>排在后面的乘客开始骚动叫她动作快一点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="那"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>那</SPAN></st1:PersonName><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>小姐实在手足无措…</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>正在排队上车的人潮开始拥挤凌乱时…小姐灵机一动</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>用手悄悄的将裙子后面的拉炼稍微拉开</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>好让裙子可以松点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>能让她跨上公车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>不过</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>很奇怪的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>拉炼拉下来裙子却没有松</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>一点用也没有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>于是她又尝试将拉炼再往下拉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>结果还是没有用</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>双腿仍然无法跨开大步</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>此时后面排队的乘客又开始骚动了…喊着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>「前面的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>快一点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>就连司机也不耐烦了跟小姐说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>「</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">??</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>嘛快点上车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>正当她实在没有办法无计可施时</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>突然后面的一位年轻人一声不响的就将<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="那">那</st1:PersonName>小姐一把抱上了公车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>年轻小姐更糗了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>面红耳赤</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>的质问抱她的男子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>「你怎么可以抱我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>太夸张了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>我们又不是朋友</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>我甚至不认识你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>这位年轻男子冷静的说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">:</SPAN><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>小姐</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia">!</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>当你第</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia">2</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>次将我裤子拉链拉开之后</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia">,</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>我开始觉得我们</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia"> </SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>已是很好的朋友了</SPAN></I><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia">! </SPAN></I><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P>

冬泳先锋 发表于 2008-4-11 17:34

<br>                哈哈^_^ ！

江湖散人 发表于 2008-4-11 17:37

<FONT size=6>有缘那!</FONT>

寒冰游 发表于 2008-4-14 15:51

<P align=center><FONT color=#f70968 size=7><STRONG>o(∩_∩)o...哈哈！</STRONG></FONT></P>
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