麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-11 19:32

[分享]老公和老婆间的暴强通信

<FONT face=宋体 size=5><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">老公和老婆间的暴强通信<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">亲爱的老婆:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  你,在娘家还好吧?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  从我们怄气到现在你已经离家出走达到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">38</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小时零</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">37</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">分钟了,这距离你出走史的最高纪录还差</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">4</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">个小时零</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">21</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">分钟,我知道你再等我向你登门道歉,我也准备这样做,但是我更希望你能坚持下去,在创造你出走史上的新高!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  我在家一切还好,请不要惦念。虽然,你带走了存折,不过你不用担心我的经济来源,因为我手里还有一张附属的信用卡。信用卡用起来就是方便,我已经买了五件衬衣、七条内裤和十二双袜子,估计每天换一套能穿到你回来了。名牌就是名牌,虽然贵了一点……</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  我的伙食问题你也不用担心了,我已经到七家新开张的酒楼吃过了;带鱼,麻秆,猪头三他们怕我一个人孤单,天天陪着我,不过他们尽点好菜好酒,我没办法啦,你知道我死要面子的。最让我心烦的就是对面新搬来的那个女人,差不多每天都来借蒜借醋什么的。不过你放心我是绝对不会犯错误的,这方面你要对我有信心</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">至于家里的花花草草,我想让他们提早适应沙漠化的环境,决不给它们浇水,这有利于他们的物种进化。对了咱家的咪咪是陪你一起回娘家了吗?我两天没有见它了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  你也不用担心我那两个可爱的小舅子会一时的冲动来找我作出什么不理智的事情来,昨天我请他们爆撮了一顿,顺便向他们讲了我们之间的一点小事,他们听后拉着我的手哭着说:“姐夫,真是苦了你了!”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  我会接你并向你道歉的,不过你在娘家安心得住一段时间也好,常回家看看嘛,老人也需要你。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  另:如果明天不回来的话,冰冰约我去吃批萨我就去了,反正闲着也是闲着,老拒绝人家也不好,终究是一个单位的同事嘛。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  再见!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  你亲爱的老公</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">亲爱的老公:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  谢谢你的来信!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  我在娘家一切都好,不用挂念。忘了告诉你了,存折上的存款已经转存到了我的帐户,本来我还稍许担心你的经济情况,不过既然你能恶性透支信用卡过得那么滋润,也用不著我担心了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  另外我做个善意的提醒,家里厨房碗柜最下面还有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">包速食面,虽然你现在吃得挺好,不过我还是有些担心,也许当信用卡告罄后而带鱼,麻杆,猪头三他们个个忙的没空见面的时候,你会需要它们。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  替我向对门的新邻居问声好,月底房屋贷款就会到期,到时你就不得不和你的新朋友说拜拜了!对了家里的花你千万别浇水,我种的是仙人掌。咪咪和我在一起,家里的灭害灵早用光了,现在你一定在和小强面面相觑吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  我那两个可爱的弟弟当然不会找你什么麻烦,他们一直在劝我离婚,找一个有本事的男人。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  现在才觉得回家的感觉真好,不必每天那么辛苦的洗衣烧饭,可以自由的逛街</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">shopping</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">,真是开心!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  祝你明天和冰冰玩的愉快,另外听说冰冰的新男友是体育学院的拳击教练,也不知道是真是假,你知道我没那么八卦的啦!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  再见!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  你亲爱的老婆。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; 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初来乍到 发表于 2008-4-11 19:35

和平宣战!

开心果666 发表于 2008-4-12 14:42

原文由 大度英雄 发表: <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>哇!那一方也不示弱,象外交宣战书。</FONT> <FONT size=6>暗地里斗.都不示弱</FONT>

大度英雄 发表于 2008-4-12 10:07

<FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>哇!那一方也不示弱,象外交宣战书。</FONT>

晓月清风 发表于 2008-4-13 10:27

原文由 大度英雄 发表: <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>哇!那一方也不示弱,象外交宣战书。</FONT>

鹰戈 发表于 2008-4-13 10:22

<P>原文由 初来乍到 发表: 和平宣战! </P><P>嗯!有意思!</P>
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