麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-12 19:38

[灌水]新　娘　守　则

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">新　娘　守　则</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第一：含蓄矜持，谦卑有礼，不得有拍手大笑，健步如飞之行为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第二：听到黄色笑话，一律假装不懂，不得有恍然大悟，连呼“安可”之行为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第三：婚礼上饮酒，以三小杯为限，不得有豪兴大发，与来宾划酒拳之行为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第四：忍受新郎与自己之装扮，不得自认有沐猴而冠，伸手遮脸之行为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第五：汗流浃背时应若无其事，不得有撩起长裙猛吹电风扇之行为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第六：来宾致辞祝贺新人多子多孙时，不得有摇头反对，出声抗议之行为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第七：坐於定位，不得有自由行动，查看签到簿上礼金多寡之行为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第八：专心应酬，不得有於假发或头套中暗藏随身听之行为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第九：体贴新郎心劳，不得有於新婚夜强迫对方履行夫妻义务之行为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第十：婚礼隔日早晨应保持精神保满，不得有气若游丝，引人遐想之行为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P>

大度英雄 发表于 2008-4-13 16:45

现在谁敢定这样的“守则”？<br>

翻江鼠 发表于 2008-4-12 20:03

<FONT size=6>克己复礼</FONT>
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