麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-12 19:39

[灌水]不识数”的播音员

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不识数”的播音员</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">电视里放映精彩激烈的乒乓球赛，引起了老奶奶的极大兴趣。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">看完后她啧啧称赞：“球打得好，球打得好！可惜偏偏找了个不识数</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">的播音员！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小孙孙听了不解地问：“人家咋不识数？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">老奶奶说：“明明是两个人在打球，他偏说是单打。明明是四个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">人在打球，他却硬说是双打。他少数了一半，这不是不识数是啥？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P>

大度英雄 发表于 2008-4-13 16:43

原文由 翻江鼠 发表: 不知道不为过

翻江鼠 发表于 2008-4-12 20:01

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