:[推荐]对老婆的17种称呼!
本帖最后由 嫩江一叶 于 2015-4-29 11:51 编辑 <br /><br /><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>对老婆的</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #ff6600">17</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>种称呼!</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #ff6600"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>导语:爱人之间都喜欢用昵称来称呼,来看看下面这对活宝的故事吧!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>某一天,老婆不知中了什么邪,突然宣布:以后不准再叫她“老婆”。我纳闷,问她为什么?她说,“老婆”中有个“老”字,女人不经叫,叫着叫着就真把人给叫老了。行。那我改口叫“太太”吧!过了没多久,又颁布新规:再不准叫她“太太”。我继续纳闷,问她为什么?她说,“太太”二字有对老妪和旧社会对姨太太的称呼嫌疑,不准叫。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>行。那我改口叫“娘子”吧!“娘子、娘子”地叫了一段时间,先是小女提出抗议,说每天放学一回家就浑身起鸡皮疙瘩,肉麻死了。后来,“娘子”本人也主动提出:以后不准再叫她“娘子”,口称被冠以此类称呼的女人,大多属没文化没地位的无知妇女。行。那我改口叫……我晕。我想了半天,也不知道还能叫她什么。哦,那就叫“夫人”如何?你看,撒切尔夫人、居里夫人,都是声名显赫的大人物呢!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>“夫人,晚上下班了带两把小白菜回来。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>“夫人,家里的电话停机了,你单位离电信近,顺便交一下吧!”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>这次间隔时间更短。夫人气咻咻地说,“你还忽悠我说被叫‘夫人</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>的都是大人物,我看呐,我这个夫人倒更像是你的仆人。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>之后,我冥思苦想、绞尽脑汁,又找了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue">N</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>种称呼,如拙荆、执帚、婆姨、媳妇儿、伢她妈、孩她娘、老伴儿、达令、堂客、领导、屋里头的、宝贝儿……古今中外、土洋俗雅一网打尽,可没一个能合她心意的。唉,我终于是黔驴技穷、一败涂地。“亲爱的,你说,我到底该叫你什么好呢?”冒出这句话的时候,连我自己也吓了一跳。老婆更是喜上眉梢,“亲爱的,你真是个笨脑壳呢!比砖头还重的《辞海》都翻遍了,就不知道哪种称呼才是女人百听不厌的。”啊!我终于如梦初醒。那天,跟老婆一起搭公共汽车。上车后发现自己没带零钱,遂大声问老婆,“亲爱的,你有零钱吗?”话毕,我看见车上所有人的目光齐刷刷全都集中到了我们身上。有惊诧的、有怀疑的、有鄙夷的、也有莫名其妙的……</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: ?Times New Roman??>我将嘴凑到老婆耳边,轻声地问她,“亲爱的,你说,他们为什么像看神经病一样盯着咱俩?”<BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 50%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008413204116136.jpg" width=537 onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR></SPAN></P><FONT color=#f70968 size=7><STRONG>哈哈!o(∩_∩)o...哈哈!称呼太多!</STRONG></FONT> 哈哈,笑! 这老不死的,还挺挑剔! 原文由 寒冰游 发表: <FONT color=#f70968 size=7><STRONG>哈哈!o(∩_∩)o...哈哈!称呼太多!</STRONG></FONT> 原文由 寒冰游 发表: <FONT color=#f70968 size=7><STRONG>哈哈!o(∩_∩)o...哈哈!称呼太多!</STRONG></FONT>
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