[转贴]好多歌曲的歌词---------
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">好多歌曲，因为歌手或者歌本身的原因，根本就听不清楚歌词，有好多时候我们又把本来挺不错的歌词误听。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●小时候听《信天游》：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我低头，向山沟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，总觉得是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我的头，像山沟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">千年等一回，等一回</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>--"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有人听成：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">千年的女鬼，的女鬼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>--" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●当年综艺大观的结束曲：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">再见，再见，相会在彩屏前……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎么听都像：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">相会在太平间……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">后来估计是观众意见太大，改成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">相会在掌声里</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●记得米老鼠和唐老鸭吗？片头说，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">啊，演出开始了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我听了好久，一直以为他说，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">啊，野猪拉屎了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●《济公》里唱：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哪里有不平哪有我。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">太对了，地上哪里不平，当然会有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">窝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●《龙的传人》那句</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">永永远远地擦亮眼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，当初无论如何也听不懂，总听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">永永远远地差两年</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，老是纳闷儿，为什么一定要差两年呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●孟庭苇的《你究竟有几个好妹妹》，里面有一句</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为何每个妹妹都嫁给眼泪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，我怎么听，都是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为何每个妹妹都嫁给人类</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●我的高中同学告诉我，他小时候把</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">边区的太阳红又红</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">变压器的太阳红又红</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">！他那时根本不知道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">边区</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">是什么，只是记得清清楚楚，每天傍晚时可以看见村子西边红红的落日。最要命的是，在他们村子西边某个高处架着一台变压器，傍晚刚好看到变压器上方有一轮红日。于是我同学一直纳闷儿：为什么写歌的人知道他们村的变压器放在西边呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●刘德华的《中国人》里，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">五千年的风和雨呀藏了多少梦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">吴倩莲的风和雨呀藏了多少梦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。奇怪，难不成他们有过一段……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我能想到最浪漫的事，就是和你一起慢慢变老</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我能想到最浪漫的事，就是和你一起卖卖电脑……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●小时候，我跟着电视学唱《聪明的一休》的主题歌</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">日文</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，误听误学，就唱成了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">格叽，格叽，格叽，格叽格叽，阿姨洗痰盂……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">学习雷锋，好榜样……立场坚定豆子香……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为什么立场坚定了，豆子也就香了呢？因为豆子也是爱国的吧。我一直是这样理解的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">……我们的祖国是花园，花园的花朵真鲜艳，和暖的阳光照耀着我们，每个人脸上都笑开颜……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">后两句小时候听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">河南的阳光照耀着我们，美国人脸上笑开颜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，郁闷了好些年……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●我小时候听别人唱过一句：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我们坐在高高的骨灰缸边，听妈妈讲那过去的事情……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">觉得很恐怖，直到高中才知道歌词是：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">……谷堆旁边……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●听陈小春的新专辑《抱一抱》，风格换了，情深款款的。一路听下来，忽然听到陈小春频频唱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小畜生</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，再留神，没错啊，全句似乎是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">让全世界叫小畜生</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。不是改雅痞了吗？不对头啊？一看歌词才知：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我可以让全世界都笑出声！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">唉！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●有一首歌，直到现在那句话我还认为是：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一群三八舞</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，知道是哪首不</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>---</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">《忘情森巴舞》。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●有没有听过张学友唱的《结束不是我要的结果》</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>--"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">……结束不是我要的结果……那个等在车窗里面的人已不是我……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我和好友俩人听了很多次，都以为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">那个等在厕所里的人已不是我……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎么也没想通。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●还有一次，把</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">……大雁听过我的歌，小河亲过我的脸……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">听成：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">大爷听过我的歌，小伙亲过我的脸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">晕！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●后来又听同寝室的同学唱单身情歌：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">……爱要越挫越勇……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">……爱要越做越勇……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●任贤齐版的《神雕侠侣》的主题曲里</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">让我悲也好，让我醉也好……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我总是听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">杨过悲也好，杨过醉也好……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哎！干吗老跟男主角过不去呢！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●还记得游子费翔的《故乡的云》吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>--"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">……鬼来吧，鬼来……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">归来吧，归来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>)"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，乍一听，真吓了一跳。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●我一个农村来的同学，在听张惠妹的《姐妹》时，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">……你是我的姐妹，你是我的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>Baby</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">听了两天，终于忍不住开口了：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这女的怎么唱的啊？怎么又是我姐妹又是我伯伯的啊！？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●初中时有个同学听阿哲的《爱如潮水》，困惑地问我：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为什么他要唱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">答应我你从此不在深夜里排队</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">徘徊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●第一次在听童安格《耶利安女郎》时，竟听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">……野驴呀，神秘野驴呀……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">纳闷儿了好一阵子！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●要说吐字不清，首推周杰伦，他一首歌里哼哼：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小贱人，小贱人，小贱人，小贱人，小贱人，小贱人……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我一听那个爽，也跟着唱，被女友痛骂后才知道，那兄唱的是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">周杰伦，周杰伦，周杰伦……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">还有管自己叫小贱人的？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">●还有一个，和歌词没有关系的，是一句广告。大家看过张柏芝的索芙特瘦身广告没有啊。张柏芝手托在腰上，一摇一摆，丰姿绰约地走出来，旁边两个美女羡慕地看着，张美人说了一句</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为什么不用索芙特？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我听成了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为什么不用手扶着？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">以为张美人嫌自己的腰太细，怕折断呢，所以告诉大家要手扶着细腰，小心腰折了！很久以后和朋友们交流，才得知真相。大家爆笑！</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P> <STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>为何每个妹妹都嫁给人类</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>！</SPAN></FONT></STRONG> 原文由 泽雅 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008414214155947.jpg"><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008414214155947.jpg"><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008414234632760.jpg"><BR><BR>
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