：[转贴]好多歌曲的歌词---------
本帖最后由 嫩江一叶 于 2015-4-29 11:51 编辑 <br /><br /><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>好多歌曲，因为歌手或者歌本身的原因，根本就听不清楚歌词，有好多时候我们又把本来挺不错的歌词误听。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●小时候听《信天游》：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我低头，向山沟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>，总觉得是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我的头，像山沟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>千年等一回，等一回</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>--"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>有人听成：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>千年的女鬼，的女鬼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>--" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●当年综艺大观的结束曲：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>再见，再见，相会在彩屏前……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>怎么听都像：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>相会在太平间……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>后来估计是观众意见太大，改成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>相会在掌声里</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●记得米老鼠和唐老鸭吗？片头说，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>啊，演出开始了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我听了好久，一直以为他说，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>啊，野猪拉屎了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●《济公》里唱：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>哪里有不平哪有我。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>太对了，地上哪里不平，当然会有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>窝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-US><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 50%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008414214155947.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●《龙的传人》那句</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>永永远远地擦亮眼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>，当初无论如何也听不懂，总听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>永永远远地差两年</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>，老是纳闷儿，为什么一定要差两年呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●孟庭苇的《你究竟有几个好妹妹》，里面有一句</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>为何每个妹妹都嫁给眼泪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>，我怎么听，都是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>为何每个妹妹都嫁给人类</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●我的高中同学告诉我，他小时候把</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>边区的太阳红又红</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>变压器的太阳红又红</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>！他那时根本不知道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>边区</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>是什么，只是记得清清楚楚，每天傍晚时可以看见村子西边红红的落日。最要命的是，在他们村子西边某个高处架着一台变压器，傍晚刚好看到变压器上方有一轮红日。于是我同学一直纳闷儿：为什么写歌的人知道他们村的变压器放在西边呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●刘德华的《中国人》里，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>五千年的风和雨呀藏了多少梦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>，听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>吴倩莲的风和雨呀藏了多少梦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>。奇怪，难不成他们有过一段……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我能想到最浪漫的事，就是和你一起慢慢变老</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>，听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我能想到最浪漫的事，就是和你一起卖卖电脑……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●小时候，我跟着电视学唱《聪明的一休》的主题歌</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>日文</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>，误听误学，就唱成了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>格叽，格叽，格叽，格叽格叽，阿姨洗痰盂……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>学习雷锋，好榜样……立场坚定豆子香……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>为什么立场坚定了，豆子也就香了呢？因为豆子也是爱国的吧。我一直是这样理解的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>……我们的祖国是花园，花园的花朵真鲜艳，和暖的阳光照耀着我们，每个人脸上都笑开颜……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>后两句小时候听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>河南的阳光照耀着我们，美国人脸上笑开颜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>，郁闷了好些年……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●我小时候听别人唱过一句：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我们坐在高高的骨灰缸边，听妈妈讲那过去的事情……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>觉得很恐怖，直到高中才知道歌词是：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>……谷堆旁边……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●听陈小春的新专辑《抱一抱》，风格换了，情深款款的。一路听下来，忽然听到陈小春频频唱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>小畜生</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>，再留神，没错啊，全句似乎是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>让全世界叫小畜生</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>。不是改雅痞了吗？不对头啊？一看歌词才知：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我可以让全世界都笑出声！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>唉！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●有一首歌，直到现在那句话我还认为是：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>一群三八舞</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>，知道是哪首不</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>---</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>《忘情森巴舞》。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●有没有听过张学友唱的《结束不是我要的结果》</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>--"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>……结束不是我要的结果……那个等在车窗里面的人已不是我……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我和好友俩人听了很多次，都以为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>那个等在厕所里的人已不是我……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>怎么也没想通。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●还有一次，把</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>……大雁听过我的歌，小河亲过我的脸……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>听成：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>大爷听过我的歌，小伙亲过我的脸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>晕！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●后来又听同寝室的同学唱单身情歌：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>……爱要越挫越勇……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>……爱要越做越勇……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●任贤齐版的《神雕侠侣》的主题曲里</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>让我悲也好，让我醉也好……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我总是听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>杨过悲也好，杨过醉也好……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>哎！干吗老跟男主角过不去呢！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●还记得游子费翔的《故乡的云》吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>--"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>……鬼来吧，鬼来……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>归来吧，归来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>)"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>，乍一听，真吓了一跳。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●我一个农村来的同学，在听张惠妹的《姐妹》时，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>……你是我的姐妹，你是我的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>Baby</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>听了两天，终于忍不住开口了：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>这女的怎么唱的啊？怎么又是我姐妹又是我伯伯的啊！？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●初中时有个同学听阿哲的《爱如潮水》，困惑地问我：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>为什么他要唱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>答应我你从此不在深夜里排队</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"(</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>徘徊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>" </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●第一次在听童安格《耶利安女郎》时，竟听成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>……野驴呀，神秘野驴呀……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>纳闷儿了好一阵子！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●要说吐字不清，首推周杰伦，他一首歌里哼哼：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>小贱人，小贱人，小贱人，小贱人，小贱人，小贱人……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我一听那个爽，也跟着唱，被女友痛骂后才知道，那兄唱的是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>周杰伦，周杰伦，周杰伦……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>还有管自己叫小贱人的？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>●还有一个，和歌词没有关系的，是一句广告。大家看过张柏芝的索芙特瘦身广告没有啊。张柏芝手托在腰上，一摇一摆，丰姿绰约地走出来，旁边两个美女羡慕地看着，张美人说了一句</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>为什么不用索芙特？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>我听成了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>为什么不用手扶着？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>以为张美人嫌自己的腰太细，怕折断呢，所以告诉大家要手扶着细腰，小心腰折了！很久以后和朋友们交流，才得知真相。大家爆笑！</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times></SPAN></FONT></STRONG> </P><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 70%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/200841421436393.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0>
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