麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-17 09:22

[笑话]喝茶

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">喝茶</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一农夫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">约半个文盲,一天烈日当头,他进城来。走得口干舌燥,想找一卖水处,忽然看见一店前挂一匾额,上写:清水池。本应是一个澡堂,可他只认识中间一字:水。就认定是卖水之处,非让跑堂端水来。掌柜的拗不过他,就让人端出一豌洗澡水来。此人哪里管的了味道,咕咚几口就喝了下去。谢过之后便离去,却把蒲扇丢在柜台上,掌柜的看见后就跑上前送给他。此农夫非常感激,就说:“掌柜的,你那茶还是赶快卖吧,已经有点馊了”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P>

开心果666 发表于 2008-4-17 12:50

<FONT size=6>哈........麦警官.大家来分享你的快乐....</FONT>

冬泳新兵 发表于 2008-4-17 14:40

原文由 麦克雷 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">喝茶</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一农夫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">约半个文盲,一天烈日当头,他进城来。走得口干舌燥,想找一卖水处,忽然看见一店前挂一匾额,上写:清水池。本应是一个澡堂,可他只认识中间一字:水。就认定是卖水之处,非让跑堂端水来。掌柜的拗不过他,就让人端出一豌洗澡水来。此人哪里管的了味道,咕咚几口就喝了下去。谢过之后便离去,却把蒲扇丢在柜台上,掌柜的看见后就跑上前送给他。此农夫非常感激,就说:“掌柜的,你那茶还是赶快卖吧,已经有点馊了”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P>&nbsp;</P>

海上花 发表于 2008-4-17 15:33

原文由 开心果666 发表: <FONT size=6>哈........麦警官.大家来分享你的快乐....</FONT>

颖河居士 发表于 2008-4-17 17:35

有意思!

冬泳先锋 发表于 2008-4-17 20:25

<br>          哈........麦警官.大家来分享你的快乐....

泽雅 发表于 2008-4-17 20:52

<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>真是渴急眼了。</FONT></EM></FONT>

聊天儿 发表于 2008-4-17 21:07

晕晕晕....农夫也真喝得下..哈哈哈哈.

做的比说的好 发表于 2008-4-17 21:45

原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>真是渴急眼了。</FONT></EM></FONT>

白雪迎春 发表于 2008-4-17 22:29

哈哈哈

寒冬畅游 发表于 2008-4-17 22:58

<P><FONT size=5><FONT color=#ff00ff><FONT face=宋体>此农夫非常感激,就说:“掌柜的,你那茶还是赶快卖吧,已经有点馊了”</FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT size=5><FONT><FONT face=宋体><FONT color=#1111ee><STRONG>憨厚的农夫!<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>

鹰鹰 发表于 2008-4-18 08:28

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超人 发表于 2008-4-18 11:43

老农说:好香喔!还没有喝过这么好的茶!!

兔宝宝 发表于 2008-4-18 18:17

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