［转贴］关东女侠”疯”了
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">关东女侠</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">疯</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">了</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">地球人都知道，关东女侠疯了，短短的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">天里关东女侠以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势，赶上和超过专区的几位老老，从老战友、青铜长老、白银长老到黄金长老，那是一路飙升啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没费吹灰之力，一举拿下四老。新的吉尼斯世界记录就这样诞生了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这是咋的了？是哪儿的水冲了哪儿的庙了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">就连关东女侠自己都解释不了，关东女侠</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">疯</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">了。说来话不长，一个月前，关东女侠晋升了，各专区网友前来祝贺，晋升是高兴事呀，虽然兜里没多一分钱，那也是精神依托，不分白天黑夜的发帖，顶帖</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">跟帖把关东女侠累的吐了好几回血，这也算是回报了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">从晋升那天起，关东女侠便沉浸在无比的激动之中。一天到晚不知道北了，整天嘴里哼着拉网小调，头发烫成了金喜善型，连上街买菜都改成走正步了，你说这人逢喜事精神爽可真是一点都不假，可但是天有不测风云啊，关东女侠高兴的太早了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……..</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">话说这天前半夜，关东女侠打开电脑，准备鏖战一宿，听说版主们要去贵州开会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">还没有她的份</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">把她急的呀没招没落的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女侠一琢磨</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">得</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">自己先去四渡一把赤水。还没走出辽宁省呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">忽然发现了问题</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">关于祝贺关东女侠晋升的标题，被人删去内容，只剩下祝贺二字，女侠觉得问题严重，不能耽误，必须向党中央汇报</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">核实</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女侠连夜向中央军委打了报告，内容为：一、谁有权删除文章的标题？二、什么情况下文章被删除？中央军委转公安部回复，一、斑竹有权删除你的标题，二、有反革命倾向或黄色内容删除。关东女侠当即蒙了，这就不对了，关东女侠热爱祖国，热爱人民，热爱冬泳事业。没有反革命倾向啊。关东女侠的男朋友是多了点，那也涉及不到黄色问题呀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=5>这是为什么呢？为什么呢？</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这一夜女侠坐在电脑前，再没有心思去四渡赤水了。经过一昼夜的静坐长思，因被删帖大脑反应有些迟钝的关东女侠终于明白了，女侠想起了小时候的一件事</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小关东女侠贪玩，从来不帮妈妈干活，有一天家里要来客人，妈妈出去买菜，临走前告诉小女侠把家里收拾一下，还说回来给女侠买糖，小女侠听说买糖就拼命的干活，把家里收拾得干干净净，然后作着小板凳等待妈妈回来，果然妈妈给小女侠买回好多糖果。</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">回想起来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">锦州专区的斑竹就是与众不同，这不是斑竹在用删帖的方法激励女侠吗，锦州专区的斑竹就是高，看出女侠有希望</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">是个人才</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">是块料子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">是开国大老的苗子，所以用删帖的方法告诉女侠，你得快马加鞭尥蹶子狂奔了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……..</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">斑竹用心良苦，斑竹别出心裁。斑竹真有你的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我是服了你了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">从此后一个面包一张网</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女侠闭门谢客，埋头苦战，经过</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">昼夜的发帖，沙发帖</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">跟发帖</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女侠不负众望，终于修成正果。斑竹们，关东女侠我升了，黄金长老向您报喜了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">关东女侠虽不是最好，但是很高，并且女侠还有目标</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">那就是奥运之前定能拿下大老。不成功</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">则成仁</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">如果斑竹们还不满意的话，您就接着删女侠的帖子，但是有一条，白天删，晚上休息，千万别累着。您年纪大了，如果把您累病了，女侠的帖子不是没人删了吗？那多可惜呀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女侠晋升如此之快</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">惊动了朝廷</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">随于本月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>32</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">号召开了关于</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">关东女侠疯了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">的新闻发布会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">并且答中外记者问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">会上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">关东女侠发表了晋升感言</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>.”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">首先呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女侠要感谢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>CCTV,MTV,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">锦州</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>TV,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">锦县</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>TV,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">河南辉县</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>TV,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一气大众</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>TV,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">湖北嘉鱼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>TV,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">吉林</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>TV,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">武汉钢城</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>TV,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">恩施</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>TV,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">汝州</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>TV,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">等等</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>TV,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">对关东女侠一如既往的支持与关注</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在此关东女侠给您鞠躬了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">就不做用餐的安排了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">记者问：您晋升的这么快？透露点秘诀可以吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女侠答：一、连续</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">天不吃不睡行，网不上不行</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">二、不参加冬泳</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不锻炼身体行，网不上不行</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">三、家务可以不做，网不上不行</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">四、因上网被单位开除行，网不上不行</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">五、离婚行</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">网不上不行</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=5>记者问：女侠您觉得您这么做值吗？</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女侠答</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">：啥也别说了，都是长老惹的祸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN></FONT></P><br><br>［此帖子已被 泉水叮咚 在 2008-4-17 22:30:25 编辑过］ 有股钻劲！ 泉水叮咚响,关东女侠晋升忙,应该祝贺!不知这删帖是咋回事.<br> <P><FONT color=#f70938 size=7>看题目吓了我一大跳！</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#f70938 size=7>佩服您！希望您------</FONT></P> 原文由 日不落 发表: <FONT face=隶书 color=#0000ff size=7>女侠一个人发的帖多的回不过来,佩服!祝早日晋升大老!</FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200841810382715.gif"><BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008418105330542.gif"><BR><BR><BR> 原文由 日不落 发表: <FONT face=隶书 color=#0000ff size=7>女侠一个人发的帖多的回不过来,佩服!祝早日晋升大老!</FONT> <STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7>哈哈哈哈，恭喜大侠妹妹的这种传帖，回帖，跟帖的精神。</FONT></STRONG><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"> <FONT face=隶书 color=#0000ff size=7>女侠一个人发的帖多的回不过来,佩服!祝早日晋升大老!</FONT> 原文由 冬骑滑 发表: <br><P><FONT color=#f70938 size=7>看题目吓了我一大跳！</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#f70938 size=7>佩服您！希望您------</FONT></P> 祝关东大侠步步高生 原文由 白雪迎春 发表: 祝关东大侠步步高生
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