麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-18 20:51

[笑话]小姐，报一下

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">与同事到外地出差，当地的同事热情好客，当晚便在一特色酒店的包间设宴接风。男男女女十几个人落座后便不停的聊天，只有一个人在点菜。点好了，征求大伙儿意见：“菜点好了，有没有要加的？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　这种情况，我们在北京一般是让服务小姐把点过的菜名儿报一遍。于是一位北京的哥们儿说：“小姐，报报。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　小姐看了他一眼，没动静。“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐，报一下</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">！”哥们儿有点儿急了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　小姐脸涨得通红，还是没动静。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　“怎么着？让你报一下没听见？”哥们儿真急了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　一位女同事赶紧打圆场：“小姐，你就赶紧挨个儿报一下吧，啊。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　小姐嗫嚅着问：“那，那……就抱女的，不抱男的行吗？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　“噗！”边上一位女同事刚喝的一大口茶全喷前卫身上了。十几个人笑做一团，小姐更是不知所措。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-19 20:32

原文由 泽雅 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200841821166245.jpg"><BR><BR><FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>抱一下吧！</FONT></EM></FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008419203138109.jpg"><BR><BR>

白雪迎春 发表于 2008-4-19 21:41

哈哈,有意思.

白雪迎春 发表于 2008-4-18 23:13

哈哈

泽雅 发表于 2008-4-18 21:17

<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200841821166245.jpg"><BR><BR><FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>抱一下吧！</FONT></EM></FONT>

老九 发表于 2008-4-19 23:05

<P align=center><FONT face=宋体 color=#0000ff size=5>小姐心太不好闹出笑话了!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200841923517576.gif"><BR><BR></P></FONT>

翻江鼠 发表于 2008-4-18 21:07

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