麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-18 20:53

[笑话]怎么办？？？

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">上菜了，先上一个拌拉皮儿。一大盘拉皮儿端上来，接着是几碟儿配料、酱汁儿什么的。小姐上菜的时候没留神，一滴酱汁儿洒在一位哥们儿的裤子上了。那哥们儿也是成心逗闷子，假装阴沉着脸问小姐：“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎么办</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">呀？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　小姐很冷静地说：“怎么办都行。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　“那你说怎么办？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　“您想怎么办就怎么办？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　“那你们这儿一般是怎么办的？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　“要不俺帮您办？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　“好呀。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">　　只见小姐麻利的把几碟儿配料、酱汁儿一股脑倒在拉皮儿上，一手拿筷子，一手拿勺子，刷刷几下就拌好了。然后对那哥们儿说：“先生，拌好了，可以吃了。”哥们儿努着眼珠子瞪着那盘子拉皮儿半天没说话，另一位同事替他跟小姐说了声“谢谢”。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　</SPAN>

黑龙 发表于 2008-4-19 12:32

原文由 白雪迎春 发表: 哈哈哈,真好笑

做的比说的好 发表于 2008-4-19 00:01

原文由 泽雅 发表: <EM><FONT color=#f70909 size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 就这么拌。</FONT></EM>

白雪迎春 发表于 2008-4-18 23:12

哈哈哈,真好笑

泽雅 发表于 2008-4-18 21:19

<EM><FONT color=#f70909 size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 就这么拌。</FONT></EM>

翻江鼠 发表于 2008-4-18 21:07

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