忽 悠
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋"><FONT face=隶书 size=7> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋"><FONT face=隶书 size=7> <FONT color=#1111ee>忽 悠</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋"><FONT face=隶书 color=#1111ee size=2> <FONT face=宋体> （初尝试，多批评）</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋"></SPAN> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：人说聪明脑袋不长毛。<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：象我一样（乙一边说着，用手拍拍自己的秃顶）。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：像你一样？何以证明你聪明？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：人家都说俺聪明，就你。。。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：是吗？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：是呀！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：那你能否告诉我，都是那些人说你聪明？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：前街的赵大妈，那个小胡同的张大爷，还有你也知道的那个、那个…<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：哪个什么呀，你快说出来，<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：就是那个整天找不到家门的王小丫；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：嗨，我还认为是谁呢？先天痴呆的王小妹。这样吧，为了证实你真的聪明，我考你三个问题。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：好呀，但是你先告诉我，是什么样的题<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：脑筋急转弯，答对了就算你聪明。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：好！没问题（摩拳擦掌）。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：听好：什么地方人站着进去躺着出来？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：刑场。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：不对。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：殡仪馆。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：不对<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：这个－－这个…<SPAN lang=EN-US>..<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：回答不上来吧，连手术台都不知道还说自己聪明；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：个这，这个不算！继续提问。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：什么地方人昂着头进去，耷拉着头出来？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：医院！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：（摇头）不对！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：（抓头，思索状）哦，你是说我的家吧（乙怕老婆的）？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>继续摇头<SPAN lang=EN-US>)</SPAN>不——对！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：（兴奋状）知道了，知道了！<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>小声<SPAN lang=EN-US>)</SPAN>在那带色的地方被公安抓了？。。。（大声）对，——不对？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲乙（合）：不对！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：敢情知道不对啊，那你瞎吆喝什么？！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：我就知道你就会这样说。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：哪样说啊？告诉你吧——你被辞退！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：嗬，还别说，有点意思。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：什么叫有点意思啊，本来么，继续听题。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：好，继续。我就不服了还。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：什么地方躺着进去再不出来？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：哈哈哈哈，手－术－台！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：不－对！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：那你说！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：答案——坟墓！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：够恐怖的哈。服了你，要不我提问几个问题你来回答？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：锅炉道里出问题——煤（没）问题！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：咦咦！你咋呼什么啊，我还没说呢，你就——（学甲）没问题——！张口就来，先来个不男（难）的。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：后来个不是女的<SPAN lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：再来个不男不女的！什么乱七八糟的这都？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：开个玩笑，你来你来！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：天青时而有雨阴天无雨；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：小儿科的问题——喷泉。。。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：打住！还小儿科呢，不——对！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：淋浴？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：什么乱七八糟的？不－对！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：知道了，田地里的浇灌喷水器！。。。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：算你答对了，但也不全对，还有撒水车。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：我说吧，比你聪明。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：（用手指着甲）先别臭美，难的在后头。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：我在洗耳恭听；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：冬季什么让你感受意志的坚强？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：太简单了，只要你敢站在雪地了，让北风吹；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：不对；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：光着身子在雪地里跑；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：不对；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：告诉你吧。在三九严寒的冬季里，最为让人体现意志的就是冬泳；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：大口合拢不上（惊呆的直直望着甲，手不停的指着甲），好半天才说，你是咋知道的？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：告诉你吧，我就是冬泳人。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：是吗？我正想找位冬泳朋友好好的咨询一下，如何坚持冬泳，听说冬泳的人们个个身体棒。人人精神爽；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：那是。不仅精神爽，切而且保你坚持锻炼保健康。这可是有科学道理的；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：是呀，我也老早就听说了，在网上我也看到好多国内国外网都在宣传和提倡科学冬泳健身运动的；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：你敢去尝试这项运动的意志吗：<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：你别小看人，今天遇到你，就算我遇到了师父。师父，受徒儿一拜（说着就规规矩矩的向甲躬了九十度）请师父收下徒儿，明早带我去游泳好吗？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：好呀。但是也不好；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：为什么？<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">甲：双手堵住自己的嘴，不停的发出（吧唧声）！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋">乙：呵呵，我猪啊！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文仿宋"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 15.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><br><br>［此帖子已被 大海的风帆 在 2007-10-14 22:49:49 编辑过］ 有意思!风帆真的好有才哦! 忽悠,接着忽悠 原文由 开心每一天 发表: 有意思!风帆真的好有才哦! 原文由 暴雨骄阳 发表:<FONT size=5> 忽悠,接着忽悠</FONT> <P> 忽悠的好，接着忽悠。风帆斑竹是个全才的好斑竹！</P><P> </P> 原文由 北飞燕子 发表: 原文由 暴雨骄阳 发表: 忽悠,接着忽悠 <FONT color=#ce0f82 size=4>不开茶馆了，改成大忽悠了，哈哈</FONT> <P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>导啊.....导啊......导出来一头驴.......</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>风帆版主下一步要做导演吗?.....</FONT></P> 原文由 冷雪无名 发表: <br><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>导啊.....导啊......导出来一头驴.......</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>风帆版主下一步要做导演吗?.....</FONT></P><P></P><P>哈哈，帆版下一步要向赵本山挑战了。</P> 原文由 暴雨骄阳 发表: 忽悠,接着忽悠 <FONT color=#ce0f82 size=4>不开茶馆了，改成大忽悠了，哈哈</FONT> 哈哈 原文由 北极熊 发表: 原文由 冷雪无名 发表: <BR><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>导啊.....导啊......导出来一头驴.......</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>风帆版主下一步要做导演吗?.....</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>接着忽悠</FONT></P> 原文由 开心每一天 发表: 有意思!风帆真的好有才哦! 原文由 冷雪无名 发表: <br><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>导啊.....导啊......导出来一头驴.......</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>风帆版主下一步要做导演吗?.....</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5>接着忽悠</FONT></P> <P><FONT face=华文彩云 size=5> <FONT color=#ff0066>好啊,那就导一电影,就叫,海上升明月,冬泳共此时吧!</FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文彩云 color=#ff0066 size=5>我们都是演员啊!帆斑脚不好,让他骑小毛驴出场!</FONT></P> 原文由 暴雨骄阳 发表: <br><P><FONT face=华文彩云 size=5> <FONT color=#ff0066>好啊,那就导一电影,就叫,海上升明月,冬泳共此时吧!</FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文彩云 color=#ff0066 size=5>我们都是演员啊!帆斑脚不好,让他骑小毛驴出场!</FONT></P><FONT face=方正舒体 size=6> 看来没人能理解我的用意。鄙人只是帖子用了“忽悠”。但是主题却是向上的、健康的、宣传的。没有半点忽悠的感觉？却为什么都在说忽悠？哈哈哈哈哈哈。看来真的被赵本山给忽悠怕了。</FONT>
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