麦克雷 发表于 2007-10-30 20:35

[转贴]成人笑话(小儿不宜)

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">[</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">转贴</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">]</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">成人笑话</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">(</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小儿不宜</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">)<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一位婦人抱著</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">BABY</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">到一間婦產科。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">醫生問婦人說:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">BABY</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">是吃母乳還是牛奶啊?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">婦人:吃母乳!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">醫生:那請你把衣服脫下來。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">婦人:啊!?為什麼?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">醫生:請你不用緊張,這裡是婦產科,絕不會對你有任何侵犯的。婦人半信半疑的脫去了上衣醫生用他的手在婦人的胸部上摸摸,下摸摸,左搓搓,右揉揉。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">對這婦人說:難怪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">BABY</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">會營養不良,妳根本就沒有母乳嘛!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">婦人:廢話!我當然沒有母乳;我是他阿姨!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007103020358248.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P>

泽雅 发表于 2007-10-30 20:39

<FONT face=宋体 size=3>我是他阿姨!</FONT>

大度英雄 发表于 2007-10-30 20:43

<FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>哈哈!白摸了。</FONT>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-10-30 20:54

<BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">1,一天小清到药房买保险套</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老板摆出了所有的样示他都不喜欢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小清只有指名要黑色的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">........</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">诱惑娱老板不解的说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">现在花样那麽创新</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你为什麽只有要黑色的呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">???k^ <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">v%</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小清不好意思的说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">没有啦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">!!!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">最近我有个好朋有去世了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">....</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我买黑色的保险套是要好好的安慰他的遗孀的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">.....<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一天,汤姆开着车,路过一街道时,发现自己的朋友约翰在路边哭。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">于是,汤姆下车,问约翰出了什么事情?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">约翰指了指路旁边撞的稀烂的车说,“你看那里!”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">汤姆看了车后,安慰说:“没关系!车毁了再买辆新的啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">约翰又说:“你看看车里”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">汤姆看了看车里后说,“没关系!女朋友死了,再找个新的啊!”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">约翰最后说:“你再看看她嘴里。。。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">3.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一位传教士教土著酋长说英文。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在森林里,他手指著树说:“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这是树。“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">酋长看著树跟著说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">树。“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">再走几步传教士手指著石头说:“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这是石头。“酋长听了后,说:“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">石头。“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">传教士开使觉得有兴趣了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这时在丛树里传出声音,传教士望过去,他看到一对男女在作爱。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">于是传教士就说:“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">骑车。“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">酋长看了一会儿,拿出枪把他们枪毙了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">传教士对酋长大吼说,为何冷血杀了他们。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">酋长回说:“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我的车。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071030205348699.jpg"><BR><BR></o:p></SPAN></P>

江湖散人 发表于 2007-10-30 20:55

<FONT face=宋体 color=#ee11c2 size=6><STRONG>我當然沒有母乳;我是他阿姨!</STRONG></FONT>

杨帝 发表于 2007-10-30 20:56

<P>原文由 大度英雄 发表: <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>哈哈!白摸了。</FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#ff3300 size=7>那后来呢!(小孩常问)</FONT></P>

晓月清风 发表于 2007-10-30 20:59

原文由 江湖散人 发表: <FONT face=宋体 color=#ee11c2 size=6><STRONG>我當然沒有母乳;我是他阿姨!</STRONG></FONT>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-10-30 21:15

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">&nbsp; <FONT size=4>某推销员向法官请求提出强制离婚,法官问他原因。推销员说:“我因为工作的关系,一个星期有五天不在家,自然对太太有所歉意,所以便想利用整个周末补偿她!!!但一个星期六,当我们在那张会嘎嘎做响的床上</FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">时……忽然!!……隔壁的老太太用力敲着墙壁,并大喊着‘你们有完没完!!!一个星期有七天!!!你们就不能休息一天吗???’”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p><FONT size=4>&nbsp;<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071030211153218.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-10-30 21:18

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">寡妇</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有一个寡妇,守寡已久,难耐寂寞,因此她决定结婚,於是她提出徵婚条件:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">不可以打她 </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">不可以离开她 </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">3.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">要很会干那档事</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">隔日,有个没手没脚的男人来找她,寡妇问他符合什麽条件</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">? </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">他说:“你看,我没手不能打你;我没脚不能离开你;至於那档事吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你想想我刚刚<FONT color=#0909f7>是用什麽敲门的。”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071030211737598.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

杨帝 发表于 2007-10-30 21:25

原文由 麦克雷 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">[</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">转贴</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">]</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">成人笑话</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">(</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小儿不宜</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">)<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一位婦人抱著</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">BABY</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">到一間婦產科。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">醫生問婦人說:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">BABY</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">是吃母乳還是牛奶啊?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">婦人:吃母乳!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">醫生:那請你把衣服脫下來。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">婦人:啊!?為什麼?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">醫生:請你不用緊張,這裡是婦產科,絕不會對你有任何侵犯的。婦人半信半疑的脫去了上衣醫生用他的手在婦人的胸部上摸摸,下摸摸,左搓搓,右揉揉。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">對這婦人說:難怪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">BABY</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">會營養不良,妳根本就沒有母乳嘛!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">婦人:廢話!我當然沒有母乳;我是他阿姨!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007103020358248.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007103021251983.jpg"><BR><BR></o:p></SPAN></P>

老枪 发表于 2007-10-30 22:07

<FONT size=4>医生是男是女?</FONT>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-10-30 22:16

原文由 老枪 发表: <FONT size=4>医生是男是女?</FONT><FONT color=#3300ff size=6>妇科主任,男性!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007103022166978.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT>

翻江鼠 发表于 2007-10-31 08:34

<BLOCKQUOTE><STRONG>引用</STRONG>: <br><HR SIZE=1><br>原文由 <B>江湖散人</B> 发表: <FONT face=宋体 color=#ee11c2 size=6><STRONG>我當然沒有母乳;我是他阿姨!</STRONG></FONT> <br><HR SIZE=1></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>

雪韵梅情 发表于 2007-10-31 09:10

<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007103191035910.gif"><BR><BR>原文由 大度英雄 发表: <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>哈哈!白摸了。</FONT>

兔宝宝 发表于 2007-10-31 09:26

原文由 麦克雷 发表: 原文由 老枪 发表: <FONT size=4>医生是男是女?</FONT><FONT color=#3300ff size=6>妇科主任,男性!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007103022166978.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-1 16:25

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">网上最流行的</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #ff6600">12</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个含蓄带色笑话</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #ff6600">!~<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">1:一艘船失事后,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">名女乘客和</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">名男乘客漂到了一个荒岛上。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个月后,那个女的自杀了,因为她觉得这一个月发生的事情实在太恶心了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个月后,他们决定把她埋了,因为他们觉得这一个月发生的事情实在太恶心了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个月后,他们决定把她挖出来,因为他们觉得这一个月发生的事情实在太恶心了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个月后,上帝把那个女的复活了,因为他觉得这几个月发生的事情实在太恶心了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">2:有一个成年男子来到一家旅馆,他看到车库里有很多漂亮的车,于是就问老板,怎么有这么多漂亮的车啊,老板告诉他,我有一个五岁的儿子,他做三件事,如果你能跟着做到,这里的车随你挑一辆开走,如果不能,就把你的车留下,很多人做不到,所以。。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">他想,五岁的小孩能做到的,还能做不到嘛,于是就试一试。老板就带他到一个屋子里,里面有一个漂亮的裸体美女,小孩过去亲了她一下,他跟着做了,然后小孩又过去摸了美女的全身,他也跟着做了,第三件事,小孩掏出小弟弟弯了三下。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; 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FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">“最终放弃离开</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">此男甚爽</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第二天依然裸睡于此</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">来了个采蘑菇的小熊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">...6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">4:说白雪公主与皮诺曹生活在大森林里,一日,白雪公主终于耐不住寂寞,抓住小匹的头夹在两腿之间说道:“说实话、说假话、再说实话、再说假话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">”这样说了一千遍,公主才把小皮放开。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">5:有一天一位先生去帮他太太买内衣,因为他从来没有帮他太太买过内衣,所以他不知道要买哪一种</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">size</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  跟店员扯了半天,店员只好拿水果来形容了!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  店员:木瓜?!先生:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">no</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">no</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  店员:苹果?!先生:不不不!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  店员:莲雾?!先生</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">再小一点!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  店员:鸡蛋?!先生很高兴的说:对!对!对!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  当店员了解後转身去拿内衣时,那位突然大叫:小姐等一下!是煮过的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007111162430985.jpg"><BR><BR><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-2 13:20

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">男女笑话〈儿童不宜〉</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff6600"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个男人,他的那个长</SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="15" UnitName="cm"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">15cm</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">,她老婆的深度</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="6" UnitName="cm"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">6cm</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那个男人听说有一只有灵性的青蛙,只要让那只青蛙说「不要」就可以让那个少</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="3" UnitName="cm"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">3cm</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">然後他就去找那只青蛙。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">男人:「小青蛙,跟我结婚好不好啊?」</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小青蛙:「不要!」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> (15-3=12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">,男人的那个剩下</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="12" UnitName="cm"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">12cm</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">) </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">男人又说一次:「小青蛙,跟我结婚好不好啊?」</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小青蛙:「不要!」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> (12-3=9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">,男人的那个剩下</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="9" UnitName="cm"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">9cm</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">) (</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">男人心想:再让它说一次『不要』就成功</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">) </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">男人又再说一次:「嫁给我嘛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">~</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">好不好?」</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小青蛙:「不要!」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> (9-3=6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">,男人成功了!但是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">??) </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小青蛙:「你很烦诶!我说『不要』就是『不要』!」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">请看续集</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">~~ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这个男人自从他的「宝贝」被青蛙弄不见以後,终日郁郁寡欢。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">他的朋友看他如此消沉,於是告诉他:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">「有一条神犬,你只要让说对你『汪!』叫一声,就可以让那个增加</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="True" SourceValue="3" UnitName="cm">3 cm</st1:chmetcnv></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">。」</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">抱著姑且一试的心情,告别老婆,跋山涉水寻找,终於在一处深山?找到神犬。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">他拿出预先准备的肉,供奉给神犬,说明来意。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">神犬很卖力,「汪!汪!」两声後,便开始安静吃肉。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这个男人一看,「那个」果然变成他的理想尺寸,高兴的大叫欢呼,转身就要跑回家与老婆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">happy</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">神犬被他突来的举动吓一跳,本著狗狗的天性,立刻对正在奔跑回家的男人狂吠直追:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">「汪!汪!汪!汪!汪!汪!汪!汪!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">??????</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">再看结局</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">~~ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这个男人被神犬一路追赶回家,和老婆两人合力终於把神犬制服,给神犬戴上口罩,关在笼子里。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">但此时他的「那个」已</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">变成一大捆,长得可以放风筝了。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">只好由他老婆去把灵蛙带回来,试著把「那个」变回正常。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这一次他们很小心,终於把「那个」变成理想尺寸。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">夫妇两人心中大喜,再也按耐不住这久来的欲望,便把灵蛙也关到笼子里,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">夫妇两人高兴得做了起来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?? </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">神犬看见灵蛙,好奇得追逐起来,挣脱口罩,「汪!汪!」乱叫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?? </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">灵蛙也被神犬吓得直叫:「”不要”过来!“不要”过来!」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?? </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">过一会儿,老婆传来微弱无力的声音:「快叫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">~</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你们</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">~</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">安静</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">~~</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; 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晓月清风 发表于 2007-11-2 19:59

原文由 麦克雷 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; New Times Roman?? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family:>&nbsp; <FONT size=4>某推销员向法官请求提出强制离婚,法官问他原因。推销员说:“我因为工作的关系,一个星期有五天不在家,自然对太太有所歉意,所以便想利用整个周末补偿她!!!但一个星期六,当我们在那张会嘎嘎做响的床上</FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; New Times Roman?? ?Times mso-hansi-font-family:>时……忽然!!……隔壁的老太太用力敲着墙壁,并大喊着‘你们有完没完!!!一个星期有七天!!!你们就不能休息一天吗???’”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p><FONT size=4>&nbsp;<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071030211153218.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><FONT face=隶书 color=#ff0066 size=6>哈哈~~~!看来补偿是多余的了!!</FONT><BR></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>

笑笑妈 发表于 2007-11-2 21:23

原文由 晓月清风 发表: 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>&nbsp; <FONT size=4>某推销员向法官请求提出强制离婚,法官问他原因。推销员说:“我因为工作的关系,一个星期有五天不在家,自然对太太有所歉意,所以便想利用整个周末补偿她!!!但一个星期六,当我们在那张会嘎嘎做响的床上</FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>时……忽然!!……隔壁的老太太用力敲着墙壁,并大喊着‘你们有完没完!!!一个星期有七天!!!你们就不能休息一天吗???’”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p><FONT size=4>&nbsp;<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071030211153218.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><FONT face=隶书 color=#ff0066 size=6>哈哈~~~!看来补偿是多余的了!!</FONT><BR></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>

日不落 发表于 2007-11-3 07:21

原文由 大度英雄 发表: <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>哈哈!白摸了。</FONT>
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