麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:28
[推荐]笑话一箩筐
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=6><STRONG>乱上黄色网站的结果</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></U><U><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></U></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">某公司为了防止职员上班时间浏览黄色网站，不得不投入巨资请来专业“扫黄组”对公司所有电脑进行全面升级。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 星期一早上，张三习惯性打开自己的电脑，桌面上有一份严正的《告色友书》。“请注意，”防黄系统”已经正式启动，请不要输入“ＳＥＸ”、“色情”、“黄色”、“成人”、“情色”等关联词，若为系统带来不良损失，后果自负。”张三对此不屑得笑了笑，“什么防黄系统，我偏要看看会有什么后果。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 张三进了网页，怀着强烈的好奇心，敲进了“黄色”一词，点击，第一次警告！”他又敲入“情色”一词，系统发出了柔美的女声，“请注意，这是第二次警告！本系统已启动，请你远离黄色地带！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">? <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 张三左顾右盼，幸亏没有被人发现。他忐忑不安进了“ＸＸ交友中心”。这不就简单多了，根本用不着搜索就可以进入。正当他两眼发光地瞪着显示屏，看着一张张热情奔放的美女图，他发现电脑有点问题，好象死机了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">? <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 张三惊慌失措，连续几次用热键重启，那屏幕上的美女还是笑眯眯得望着自己。他万般无奈，只有关闭电源，意外的是，屏幕上出现了几行字，“该系统已启用了后备电源，你所浏览过的页面将被保存８小时以上，以保证你有足够的时间，证据确凿而被抓获。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 张三连敲回车键，系统出现了一个对话框，要他输入密码，以获得重启。当他连试几个数字以后，系统报出：请不要再敲入错误密码，请你不要把手远离鼠标，坐姿端正保持３０分钟，你将获得第一级密码。如果你可以连续不动坐上８小时，系统将会重新启动，而无需密码。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 就在这时，办公台上的电话响起，张三惊跳着拿起电话，“张三，昨天叫你写的报告还不快点交上来。”张三战战兢兢回应着，黄豆般大小的汗珠冒了出来，他下意识用手擦了擦。等他筋疲力尽地坐回座位时，他看了看自己的右手，早已远离了鼠标了。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 他得意不已，“什么防黄系统，不就这么回事吗。”他惊喜得看着系统重启，正当他意图把文件从电脑中调出来的时候，他发现键盘内伸出了一对手铐把他的双手都锁住了，柔美的女声再一次响起，“你有权利保持沉默，你所说的每一句话都将作为呈堂证供。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 张三浑身瘫软在座椅上，两眼瞪着桌面，有四个大字得意地转来转去。“请跟着我朗读，请你用标准的普通话。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> “色情网站。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> “色情网站！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> “ＧＯＯＤ！再来一遍，色情网站！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> “色情网站！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> “大声点，再来一次，色情网站！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> “．．．．．．”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 猪头三觉得脑部缺氧，昏死了过去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200858212725661.jpg"><BR><BR></P><o:p></o:p></SPAN><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
开心果666
发表于 2008-5-9 13:07
原文由 海飞 发表: <br><P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200858214438201.jpg"></P><P align=center><FONT size=6>让我尝尝！</FONT><BR><BR></P><FONT size=7>呵呵...感觉好吗???/</FONT>
泽雅
发表于 2008-5-9 12:57
<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200859125634359.jpg"><BR><BR><FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#f70909>划水还是不错的！！</FONT></EM></FONT>
白云515
发表于 2008-5-9 14:22
哈哈哈，开卷有益。
海飞
发表于 2008-5-8 22:27
<P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200858222622341.bmp"></P><P align=center><FONT size=6>笑死我了！<BR></FONT><BR></P>
海飞
发表于 2008-5-8 21:45
<P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200858214438201.jpg"></P><P align=center><FONT size=6>让我尝尝！</FONT><BR><BR></P>
海飞
发表于 2008-5-8 21:42
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海飞
发表于 2008-5-8 21:32
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麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:59
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">数字们的笑话</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">0</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">跟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在街上相遇，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">0</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">不屑的看了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一眼，说：胖就胖呗，还系什么裤腰带啊！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; 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FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">碰上了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Q,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">大吃一惊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">怎么长尾巴了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有一天，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">O</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">碰上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">OO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说，胖子怎么不等我就结婚了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有一天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">0</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在路上看到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">，“哎，兄弟，怎么截肢了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">....</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">对</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说：你该把肚皮收收了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> 5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说：怎么？隆了胸就了不起了呀！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">和</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">2....... 7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说：下跪也没有用，我不会嫁给你的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
做的比说的好
发表于 2008-5-8 22:22
<FONT size=5>笑晕!</FONT>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:38
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""><FONT color=#09f7f7 size=6><STRONG><U>男女有别之一句话经典</U></STRONG></FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">●争吵</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 女人在任何一场争吵当中都会说最后一句话，一个男人在此之后说的任何一句话都是一场新的战争的开始。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 经典指数：★★★★★</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> ●成功</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 一个成功的男人就是能够挣到比妻子花的钱更多的人，一个成功的女人就是能够成功找到这样一个男人。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 经典指数：★★★★</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> ●婚姻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 一个女人嫁给一个男人，是希望这个男人有所改变，但他并不改变，一个男人娶一个女人是指望她不会改变，但她就会改变。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 经典指数：★★★</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> ●自然现象</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 男子醒来是和上床时一样好看，而一个女人不知道为什么过了一夜就大打折扣。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 经典指数：★★★</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> ●钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 一个男人会为他特别想要的一元钱的东西付出两元，一个女人会为她不想要的两元钱的东西付出一元。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 经典指数：★★</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> ●未来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 一个女人会为未来担心，直到找到一个丈夫为止。一个男子从来不担心自己的未来，直到找到妻子为止。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 经典指数：★★</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> ●打扮</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 一个女人去商场，浇花，倒垃圾，接电话，读书，取邮件之前会打扮一下，一个男人参加婚礼或葬礼的时候才会打扮。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:40
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""><STRONG><FONT color=#f70997 size=6>刘翔夺金的连锁反应</FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">刘翔在雅典奥运<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="0" UnitName="米">１１０米</st1:chmetcnv>栏项目上创造了历史，震惊了世界，引起了社会各界人士的广泛关注，他们纷纷发表谈话，点评刘翔夺冠的意义和影响，后经整理抄录如下——</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 社会学家说，刘翔一跑，将引发一系列的社会问题，比如至少会改变少男少女们的追星观、择偶观、对帅哥的审美观等等——并举例说明有现场的邢慧娜为证，说邢慧娜当时就以刘翔为偶像了，是一直以为刘翔在前面，所以才追着去的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 经济学家说，刘翔惊世骇俗的一跑，将有力拉动体育产业的发展，进而拉动整个国民经济的发展，但是又说，刘翔的一跑同时也给我们的宏观调控出了难题，因为很可能会引发一轮体育及相关产业的重复建设、投资过热，而从目前的趋势看，要想给刘翔热降温却几乎是不可能的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 娱乐界人士说，因为刘翔的一跑，导致了追星族追星观念的彻底改变，所以我们准备跟一些当红的娘娘腔、小白脸一派的青春偶像解约，放弃他们，而改捧一些像刘翔这样货真价实、魅力非凡的明星、巨星。甚至，据说新“神雕”一剧的导演正考虑将由刘翔来扮演杨过。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 文学家说，近年来文学界有一“８０后”现象，但是现在看来，他们远远不如体育界以刘翔为代表，姚明、孙甜甜、李婷、邢慧娜等一批人为主力的８０后，给我们带来的冲击这么强，并得出结论，说在当今社会，文学的功能其实远远不如体育。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 某资深体育评论员没忘提醒有关部门，说刘翔的这一跑将让他们很为难，因为他们不知道该如何奖励刘翔。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 某著名无厘头人士说，我要公开批评刘翔，虽然他拿金牌在我预料之中，但我认为他有点经验不足，因为根本不用跑那么快就可以拿金牌嘛！慢慢提高成绩可以让俺们慢慢幸福。换个角度看，我又以为刘翔其实完全可以跑得再快点，不就差０．０１秒吗？稍稍再用点劲就连世界纪录也一起破了！现在刘翔却给俺们留下了小小遗憾，莫非小刘还想着要向布勃卡学习吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:46
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">笑话三则</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你听过吗？前世</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">500</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">次回眸才换得今生的擦肩一过，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">1000</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">次回眸才有缘今生相视一</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">笑，像咱们这样的朋友，上辈子没干别的，光他妈的回头了。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一女在厕所小便，一醉鬼酒后误入，听到哗哗尿声，忙说：别倒了，我真的不喝了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！女吓坏了，不敢在尿，憋不住放了个屁，酒鬼说：我操</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">怎么又启了一瓶</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">?<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>3.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">清早起来，公鸡把母鸡好顿揍。别人为其拉开，问母鸡：公鸡为何打你？母鸡说我也不知道。便问公鸡，公鸡说：它亲娘的，它今天早晨起来下了个鸭蛋！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
海飞
发表于 2008-5-8 21:49
<P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200858214831572.jpg"><BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6>偷吃完了还睡觉？！</FONT></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:31
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><FONT size=6><STRONG><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""><FONT size=6>好老婆样本</FONT></SPAN></U><U><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></U></STRONG></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我今天出门的时候，才想起来没冲马桶，垃圾也还在厨房堆着，想到昨晚玩了一夜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">CS</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">刚刚睡下的老公，我的心里真是翻江倒海啊。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 亲爱的，我真的错了，这次，我是那么认真地跟你道歉。我向你郑重保证：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">以后我会记得冲马桶，也会记得倒垃圾。我以前</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">天倒一次垃圾的做法真的是太懒了，夏天我们的厨房总是有很多小虫在飞舞，你说你不是燕十三，你也不是中原一点红，你无法把昆虫一剑杀死。其实，你误会了，我一直以为你是令狐冲；如果我再不记得的话，就让马桶冲我，垃圾倒我吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我不会做饭也就罢了，可是不该连什么是剁椒鱼头都不知道，更不应该假装知道，把水煮鱼认作剁椒鱼头</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">虽然，那锅鱼已经私底下向我保证过它一定是剁椒鱼头。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">3.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我不应该洗锅的时候只洗锅，却不洗盖子，就算我不洗，也不该强词夺理，说什么人天天洗澡，但是不一定天天洗头啊。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">4.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我不应该在你第一次提出要我陪你逛街的时候露出拒绝的眼神，即使我心里不乐意，也该假装乐意。最不应该的是，我在你试完衣服出来的时候竟然在玩手机，给不相干的人发短信。你当众把手机扔出去的时候，我尤其不该顺着手机被扔出去的方向飞身扑过去。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我知道我们家住</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">单元，可前几天，我还是第</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">次地按了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">单元的门铃。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">6.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我不该寻找各种机会骂你是个烂人</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">+</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">破人，对不起，我不该总是故意找借口骂你，下次我一定会注意只骂烂人或破人，绝对不会同时骂两样，伤了你的自尊。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">7.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那天你说你剪了头发，我竟然还低头看小说，我应该知道你脆弱的心灵根本承受不了这么重的打击，我真的应当用饱含泪水的眼睛注视着你，深情地喊你一声：帅哥</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">~~~ <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">8.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我不该洗衣服的时候把卫生间的洗脸盆整个弄到地上，可是，亲爱的，你的脚也不可以伸到盆能砸中的地方，要知道洗脸盆是圆的，跟足球一样到处蹦蹦跳跳的呀，你说，那可是固定在墙上瓷做的。啊，我又一次错了，我一直以为它们都是亲戚。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">9.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我不该老说你瘦，却仍旧不给你煮饭。要知道我是忍辱负重，要是你比我胖，你岂不是落下了虐待老婆的罪名了吗？我情愿被责备的那个是我啊！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">10.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我不该一看你出差，就自己偷偷出去玩，虽然我找的都是妞，可是，我不该偏偏找的是你最不喜欢的小</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">A</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">和小</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">B</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">。我应该在你不出差的时候光明正大地去玩，并且找你喜欢的小</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">C</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">和小</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">D</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">11.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">以后我洗衣服的时候，我洗不干净也罢了，可我不该让衣服都带着浓浓的洗衣粉的味道，让你出去应酬的时候，被人频频追问你是用哪个牌子的洗衣粉，你憋红了脸打死也不说，因为我告诉过你，这叫情浓化不开。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">12.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我不该阻止你抽烟，更不该说你每次都把烟抽死，其实，我是担心早晚会把你抽死，然后我马上换个伴儿，这是多么麻烦的事啊！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">13.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我不该在你喝酒的时候跟你抢酒瓶，并且喝的比你还多，对不起，亲爱的，你是知道的，谁喝得高谁的武功就高，我已经做了武林盟主这么多年，你就让我续任下去吧！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">14.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我们那天吵架，我怎么能砸你的电脑呢？一断电就让你丢了好几件武器，你看，在你喊“我的武器啊”的时候，我马上伸脚去救电脑，为此我躺了两个星期的医院，但是我知道，这都是我的不对，我应该先问你，武器收好了吗？然后再砸电脑的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">15.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我不该为了看网球跟你抢电视，你爱看的相扑也是项不错的运动，看他们怎样把两堆肉挤成一堆肉，对以后训练我剁饺子馅大有帮助啊，可是难度也有点儿太高了，光剁肥肉馅儿我真的承受不了啊。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">16.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你说莎拉波娃是个美女多看了几眼，其实我跟她长得差不多，不过身体的脂肪分布不太一样罢了。我最恨你说我心胸狭窄了，但是我决定做一个心胸宽阔的人，从今天起，我要多看阿加西、贝克汉姆这些心胸宽广的人，作为我的榜样！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">17.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我诬蔑你是白丁也就罢了，我不该每次见面都带本书给你；带书给你看也罢了，我不该每次带的都是《男人这东西》、《丈夫这东西》、《杀夫》、《野蛮女友》；带给你这些书也罢了，我不该拿你做练习；拿你做练习也罢了，我不该打你打到我的手都又青又肿，害得同事都以为我是家庭暴力的受害者，我真是有口难辩啊！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我以后一定做到：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我周末也要洗脸梳头，否则就不起床；不穿睡衣出门买菜，穿了睡衣就在家休息。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">干活的时候毫无怨言，还得露出特欢喜的表情，你觉得高兴了，就往我嘴里喂几条小鱼，我就会干活更起劲。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">3.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你说好的东西我绝不说孬，你说坏的东西我就赶紧说不好，坚决做一个应声虫。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">4.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你说谁是美女谁就是美女，就算你说毛毛虫是美女我也不该反对，还要连发赞美之声。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我做饭的时候淘米一定淘干净，不该让你再吃出小虫子、小石头、小指甲、小刀片、小靴子等等。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 总之，我要言听计从、唯唯诺诺，绝不可为非作歹，心生异念，阳奉阴违。我知道你的委屈如滔滔江水，我现在能做的只有努力努力再努力，我会成为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">21</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">世纪的排头兵，成为婚姻的好样板，并学会与时俱进。请领导监督。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200858213055826.jpg"><BR><BR></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:33
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""><FONT size=7><STRONG>中国十大谎言</STRONG></FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 网站：我们是免费的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 电信：我们是亏本的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老板：我不会忘了你的贡献。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 女孩：这是我第一次……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 客车司机：准时出发。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 商人：大亏本、大出血、大甩卖。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">影视明星：我们只是朋友关系。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 领导：下面，我简单地讲两句。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:39
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0066 size=6>我在办公室干的龌龊事</FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、每周五下班之前，我都会去趟厕所，把剩余的卫生纸半卷带回家；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> --</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">因为没有搭档，所以女厕的那半卷我一直没有得手。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、有一次，老婆回家忘了带钥匙，我让单位的快递公司，把钥匙快递回家；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">--</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">快递公司与单位的费用是月结的，我浪费了单位的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">元钱。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、为了节省家里的电费，我的手机都是在单位充电的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、为了节省家里的水费，我每天到单位之后，再洗脸、刷牙、刮胡子、如厕；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、俺私吞了单位送给客户的一份小礼品</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">--</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">挖耳勺一个。后来，俺不断伸出俺的黑手；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、单位每个月可以报销</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">200</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">元的出租车费，俺每天下班之后，都锁定一辆出租车跟着它跑，司机一般都狠纳闷会停下来，俺就管他要一张当天的票；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">7.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在单位的时候，俺的手机只当呼机用，俺时常给在老家的娘打电话，一打就是个把钟头；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、中午吃饭的时候，俺主动给俺领导买饭；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">--</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我每次都是刷两次他的卡。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、单位新来了一批电脑，俺从退役的电脑上偷了两块</SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="16" UnitName="m"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">16M</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">的内存条，换了别人机器上一块</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="32" UnitName="m"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">32M</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">的；再偷一块</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="32" UnitName="m"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">32M</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">的，换别人一个</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="64" UnitName="m"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">64M</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">的；现在俺的电脑就有</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="256" UnitName="m"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">256M</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">内存了；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、俺从单位的车上偷了点汽油，回家擦了擦我的那辆二八破驴；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">11</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、俺天天在单位上色情的网址，订色情邮件；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、俺时常从网上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">down</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">些小说，然后打印出来、装订成册；最长的就是金庸的全套小说了；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">13</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、俺从家里带来一个脸盆，晚上没人的时候，俺就用饮水机里的热水泡脚；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">14</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、俺用公款订阅了无数报纸、杂志，地址都是俺家。半年俺就卖一次废纸，来的都是大解放；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 龌龊后遗症如下：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">上个周六，俺加班上网至深夜……跑肚去</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">wc</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">，单间里竟然没有一点儿手纸，昨天下午，俺把那半卷给拿回家了！我急忙往楼下跑，下面</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">17</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">层的竟然也没了！俺夹着双腿往下跑，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">16</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">层、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">15</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">层！俺一个人的亲娘呀！俺找不到一点儿手纸。最后，俺跑到信箱里，拿了封信就进</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">wc</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">了，打开一看是张邀请卡！那可是</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="200" UnitName="g"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">200g</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">的铜版纸！俺也只好用它了……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那个快递公司的小子原来是兼职的，他的职业是小偷！没过两天，俺家就失窃了，而且，门窗都没有被破坏的痕迹。居委会的张大妈说“俺看见那小子了，他说是你的同事！上次送钥匙，他跟你老婆就这么说的……”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">3.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">单位里只有俺带着手机充电器，倒是没人说什么，可是晚上和同事出去</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">happy</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">的时候，他们总是对我说“俺的手机没电了，借你的手机使使……”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">4.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">俺抽屉里的设备这么齐全，以至于后来，业务部的小伙子出去都先到俺这里报到！丫挺的！拿着俺的洗发水、刮胡刀就跑厕所去了……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">因为俺对单位的这些东西的数量、存放位置非常熟悉，所以，俺调到工作当库管了。可气的是，俺交给的领导库房财务统计表，那个秃头主任都要在数量栏里每样各加一个零！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">6.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那天的那个司机是个新手，看到俺向他挥手，一踩刹车，后面的车就顶上去了。俺也被叫到交管局去教育了一番……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">7.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">单位一帮丫头和疯韵无存的徐娘知道俺给俺娘打电话，总捏着嗓子打俺电话，骗俺叫娘。后来，俺接了电话就叫“大姨妈！”。那天，俺接电话时，看到前台的小丫头抱着电话偷着乐，俺就来气，开口就是“大姨妈！来了？”电话那边沉默了半天，说“咱家没这门亲戚呀？！”……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">8.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">前不久，领导出差了，俺照用领导的饭卡不误，结果发工资的时候，俺的奖金就没了……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">9.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">俺的电脑机箱从来不盖盖儿，散热是次要原因！主要原因是怕别人换走俺的硬件。这样俺天天只好第一个来，最后一个走……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">10.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">俺的那辆破驴？擦过之后忒新！第二天晚上就被人诱拐走了……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">11.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">所有的图片都存在俺的电脑里。路径为</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">sex</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">，那天电脑出点儿问题，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">c</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">d</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">盘全都共享了，当俺准备关机重启的时候，电脑显示有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">58</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">台机器正连着俺的电脑！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">kao</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">12.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那天俺在中华英才网看到一个模特公司招人，俺就为这个公司的摄影师职位量身打了一份简历，打印出来之后，俺就兴冲冲地寄信去了。等俺回来之后，秃头主任就开大会，把俺作为思想动摇的同志狠狠教育了一番。原来，俺多打了一份简历，落在打印机那……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">13.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那天晚上，俺在单位边泡脚，边上网。秃头主任带个浓妆艳抹的女郎回单位过夜，丫领导就是领导，没说自己如何如何，先辟头盖脸的骂我一通“好小子！卷着裤脚、光着脚丫、踩在地毯上……（领导喜欢卡拉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">ok</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、而且狠喜欢郑智化）你以为叫你来种水稻的？？！！”……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">14.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">要说还是居委会的张大妈老谋深算，那天俺下班挺早，她把俺叫住说“咱们这栋楼的住户里，就数你是个文化人！……咱们居委会打算丰富一下咱老百姓的娱乐生活，但是要高雅一些的，你给出出主意呗？”我哪知道她葫芦里卖的什么药？就让她直话直说，丫让我当什么文化宣传员，建立一个居委会阅览室，俺也正愁家里的废纸太多了，就答应了。没想到半年之后，大解放再来咱们这小区的时候，不找我了，人家找张大妈去了……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:34
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">句句经典，爹妈爆笑语录<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我失恋，郁闷消瘦无法排解。老爸看在眼里急在心中，但几十年没做亲子教育一时半会儿也不知如何开导。一天又是吃不下饭，问也不答，老爸又急又疼，一拍桌子：“你也是党员，我也是党员，我们党员和党员之间有什么不可以谈的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">”失恋中的我硬是被这句话笑喷了饭。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">某天去学校考试，和我爸一起在公交上，感叹路况不好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">``` </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">突发奇想</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">~~~<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 等咱有了钱就买飞机——</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> ——到天河机场，大手一挥：这个、那个、那个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">``` </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这三个不要，其他的一样来两个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">~<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 等咱有了钱就买飞机——</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> ——上班开一架，上学开一架，上厕所开一架</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">~<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我爸大汗：机场有厕所</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">```<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> ——我不，我就要把</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">BB</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">拉到米国、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">RB```<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我爸狂汗：那不是便宜他们了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">```<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">几年前</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老妈刚用手机，短信从来不会发，某天我跟老妈短信记录如下：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 妈：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你杂么</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">（翻译：“你在干什么？”）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">啊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老妈你会发短信了啊，哈哈</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 妈：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">哈欠（估计是打哈多按了下）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 半个小时后</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 妈：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">风轻轻的吹带去我对你的思念</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老妈你干吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 妈：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">练练发信</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 之后数小时</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">收到我妈各种类型骚扰短信无数</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 再后来，老妈打电话来：“女儿啊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">倾的倾字怎么拼啊，我说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Q I N G </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">啊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">，老妈</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你干吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">回答：“没事了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">88</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">分钟后</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">收到老妈短信“大海呼啸</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">倾诉我对你的深情。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 彻底吐血晕倒！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">跟我妈坐沙发上看蜡笔小新</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">突发奇想</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">问我老妈：小新好可爱啊～以后我要是生儿子生个小新一样的你会怎么办？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我妈慢悠悠的转过头极其恐怖的盯着我</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一字一顿的说：“掐死，重生！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我差点被花生米噎死～</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">中学时有一次往家打电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">--</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">“妈”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">--<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">“谁呀？”（除了我谁还叫你妈？！）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">“我，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">（我的名字）”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">--<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">“哦，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">上学去了，晚上你再打来吧”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 说完，挂掉电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">...<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我汗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">...<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">还有次人家送了我一个獭兔毛围巾，被我压箱底了，老妈有天突然想起来，问我：人家送你的塔利班的兔子，你怎么不用？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">-_-|||</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！暴汗啊。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老妈说楼上的邻居买了辆车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">”自动的还是手动的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老妈思考了片刻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">”可能是手动的吧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">前面有个方向盘”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我这边已经处于抽搐状态</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">ING<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">话说初中时的某天正在蹲厕所</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一同学打电话过来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">叔叔</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">请问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">XXX</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在家吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我爸回答</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,XXX</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">正在拉把把</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">等她拉完了再打给你啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......... </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那可是个男同学</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个人飘泊在外，平时晚饭自己不想做，就吃馒头应付一下肚子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 有一次打电话回家，老妈问“晚饭吃什么？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我委屈的回答“吃馒头！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 谁知道</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老妈说“你偶尔也吃一下包子”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 本来想让老妈同情一下的，我还以为他会说“吃这个怎么行，去下馆子啊”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一次晚上睡觉顺手把我屋门锁上了，我妈早上推门推不开，结果没法烧水（电热水壶在我屋）。她又“不敢”敲门，怕把我吵醒了我发飙。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 结果，我醒了以后开门就轮到她发飙，她说——</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> “你锁门干什么？怕我强暴你吗？”……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一直想要ＰＳＰ．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 妈：那什么东西．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我：就是游戏机，地铁里一人一个．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 妈：多大了还玩游戏机／／不给买．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">...............<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 过了一天突然发烧，３９度多不退．吃药不好．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 妈，叹气：再烧就把脑子烧坏了，要不买游戏机开发智力吧．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> －－－－－－－－－－－－</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 同样的，换我爸．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我：爸爸，现在走到哪里都能看到人手里拿着ＰＳＰ</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 爸：那个挺大的，比手机容易抢吧．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我：是啊是啊，我准备等抢的人多了去买个赃物．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 爸：去吧．</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老爸和老妈平时的娱乐之一就是打游戏，常玩的就是最原始那种打坦克，两人在家大呼小叫的。有一次我听见老妈攻克对方一个堡垒，叫的居然是：“他奶奶的！”我的淑女妈妈啊，我下巴都掉下来了。据妹妹说，老爸有一次叫的是：“共产党万岁！”然后一发炮弹攻克敌方堡垒。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 某年，我和老爸老妈商量</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">11</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">号要去拜访某位亲戚。他们俩正对着游戏机捉对厮杀，一面心不在焉地说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老妈：哦，我看一下</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">11</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">号是几号。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老爸：星期八吧。杀！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老妈：找打啊，这个炸弹应该是我吃的。小</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">X</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">啊（指的是我），你先去买几个炸弹当礼物吧。喂，喂，老头，到我吃了到我吃了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.......<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有一次我打电话回家找妹妹，老妈正在玩游戏机，电话就在身边，一面玩一面随手就接了起来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我：“妈，是我。小</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">X</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">（我妹妹）在吗？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老妈：“哦，在。小</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">X</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">，你的电话。快来接。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 妹妹在餐厅，就喊：“谁的电话？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老妈：“电信局的，哦，不是，你爸，哦，不对。哎呀，快接，反正是个女的。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 然后我听见老妈咣当放了电话，又在玩游戏了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我的姑妈是个非常热心且性格急躁的人，有一年吃年夜饭，大鱼大肉后我爸爸寻找牙签，我姑妈马上跳起来风风火火的帮我爸爸找牙签，结果没找到，我爸痛苦的叹气时，我姑妈突然找到一小截比手腕细点的木棒，对我爸爸说，别急，我马上给你削根牙签出来，快得很……说完还真的动手开始削……在全家的生拉活拽下才停手……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老爸老妈是真格儿的“青梅竹马”，邻居，从出生就相识了。他们从不吵架，只是逗嘴。一逗嘴，青梅竹马的坏处就暴露出来了。有一回，不记得他们因为什么原因又争起来了，反正最后是老妈勃然大怒：“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">XX</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">（老爸的小名），你敢说你没把羊粪当成蚕豆吃过？”老爸面红耳赤：“当时是谁骗我羊粪是蚕豆的？”老妈：“我怎么知道你会信！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:36
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><U><STRONG><FONT color=#3dee11><FONT size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""><FONT color=#3dee11 size=7>老公和老婆的一天！</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></U></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">清晨，起床上班。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：老公，你要走了？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：是啊，走了，你别晚了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：等等，你还忘记说什么了？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：哦，白白，老婆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：不是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：白白，宝贝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：不是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：白白，心肝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：你怎么那么恶心，不是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。。。白白，猪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：不是！！！！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：那是什么，快说，我要迟到了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：是我爱你！！！！！！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：哦，知道了，白白</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：￥＃％＆￥＃。。。。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">上午，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">点半，公司，忙碌</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">电话响。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：喂，你好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个娇滴滴的声音：你好，还记得我吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：你。。。是哪位？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">娇滴滴的声音：呦，这么快就把人家忘了，是我阿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：你。。。。呵呵，真的想不起来了，你是。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">娇滴滴的声音：真没良心，真的想不起来了？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：是啊，真的不好意思，你给我提个醒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">娇滴滴的声音：你看你，是我啊，上次我们见过面的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：真的想不起来了，实在是不好意思。您是。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：嘿嘿，是我，没听出来吧？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：上班呢，闹什么闹？？打电话干什么，有什么事？说！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：哼，听到是我就这么凶，我挂了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">（电话挂了）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">中午</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">电话响</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：老公，中午你吃什么？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：不知道，看看吧，随便吃点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：那能随便阿，你这几天工作忙，吃点好的，有营养的，要不身体不行阿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：我知道了，吃点好的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：那你吃什么好的？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。我也不知道，看看有什么好的就吃什么</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：那有什么好的阿？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：我不知道阿，你说吃什么好？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">电话那边有人叫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">的名字</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：我也不知道你随便吃点我去吃饭了白白</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">电话挂了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">下午一点，公司，忙碌</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">电话又响（恩？？我为什么要说又呢）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：老公，是我阿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：听出来了，什么事阿，老婆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：想你了，给你打电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：哦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：什么意思，就一个字？你想我吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：想你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：你猜我现在在哪？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：不知道阿，你在哪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：你猜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：猜不出来，你在哪？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：你猜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：到底在哪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：嘻嘻，在公司</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：那让我猜什么</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：看你能不能猜出来，看我们是不是有心灵感应</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">下午</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">点，公司，忙碌</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">电话。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：喂，你好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">电话那边：。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：喂？谁阿，说话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">电话那边：。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：喂，喂？请说话，找哪位？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">电话那边：。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：喂？？？？？？听不到吗？不说话我挂了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：老公，是我，别挂</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：那你怎么不说话？我正忙着呢，总打电话，有什么事？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：没甚么事，就是想听听你的声音，老公白白</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">下午</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有人找我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">来人：你是<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="马">马</st1:PersonName>先生吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：是我，有什么事吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">来人：我们是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">XX</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">网上商城的，这是<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="于">于</st1:PersonName>小姐定的巧克力，让我们送过来的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一股暖流穿心而过</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：好，谢谢你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">来人：。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">来人：。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。还有什么事情吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">来人：先生，还没有付款，这是货到付款</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：哦，对不起，我拿给你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">人走了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我打电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：喂，你好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：老婆，巧克力送过来了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：阿，这么快阿，他们办事效率还挺高的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：谢谢你，老婆，你打电话我态度不好，你别生气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：恩，你肯承认错误就好了，知错就改就是好同志，恩？？谢我什么</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：谢谢你给我买巧克力阿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：那是我自己买的留着吃的，盒子太大了，我拿不动，让你帮我带回家</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">下午</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">电。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：老公，今天晚上加班吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：是阿，忙。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：那我回家先把饭做上吧？等你回来吃</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：那么乖？不是有什么企图吧？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：（生气）看你说的，好像我就那么懒？？？？算了，不做了！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：别，别生气，我开玩笑，你做吧！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：那我回去了，白白</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：白白</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">（晚上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">点，到家了）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：你回来了！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：（高兴）老公，回来了？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：是啊，饿死了，吃饭吧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：吃什么饭？菜还没炒阿！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：你。。。你不是说你做饭吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：是啊，我做饭，但我没说炒菜阿！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">深夜，我酣睡中，旁边是无聊的睡不着的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：老公，老公？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：老公，你喜欢我吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：（迷迷糊糊，本能反应）喜欢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：那你还喜欢谁？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：说啊，我不生气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：（迷迷糊糊，本能反应）全智贤</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：（吃醋）为什么阿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：美女美女大美女</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：（更吃醋）那我呢，和她象吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：象</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：（高兴）真的阿？都哪里像？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：脾气和她象</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">：别的呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我：没了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一阵剧痛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:45
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">河南人惹谁了经典<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人商业诈骗，广东人笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人卖假货，浙江人笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人贫穷落后，甘肃人笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人斤斤计较，上海人笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人夸夸其谈，北京人笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人小偷小摸，新疆人笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人都是河南人，山西人笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人没思想，老子、庄子、墨子、韩非子都笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人没文化，杜甫、韩愈、白居易、李贺、李商隐笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人不懂艺术，吴道子笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人不会武功，少林和尚笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人不爱运动，邓亚萍，刘国梁，孙甜甜都笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人不会打仗，刘秀、岳飞都笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人只看脚下，张衡笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人不刚烈，杨靖宇笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人见义不勇为，李学生笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人不会唱歌，陈明，李娜，黄鹤祥</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.,,,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">都笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人不出美女，林青霞</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">赵雅芝笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南小伙不帅？潘安笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人光会说河南话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">央视海霞、沙桐、张泽群都笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南女人懦弱，花木兰笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人不会做生意，双汇，新飞笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说中国没有诺贝尔奖获得者，崔崎笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人近代文人骚客不多？姚雪垠，二月河笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人不懂</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">C++</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">五笔字型输入法的发明人王永民笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南省</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">03</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">年已连续</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">年全国经济总量（</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">GDP</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">）的排名在全国排名第五</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">河南人说我们还要努力！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南不是华人发祥地，伏羲女娲笑了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">伏羲女娲笑过了，轩辕黄帝也笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说河南人就这么多伟人，河南人都笑了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">奇怪了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">河南人招惹谁了<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200858214458786.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>