麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:49
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">一张假钞的奇遇<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我，生在一间没有窗户、密不透风的产房里。我的胎记是一串特殊的数字：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue">48474244</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">。出产房，我被塞进一个黑色塑料袋，藏在一堆旧报纸里面，直到有一天，有人用十块钱买走我。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">买我的是一个工头。他很喜欢我，在我脸上又捏又亲，但最后，他把我交给一个民工。他厌恶地说：“工钱结清了，以后莫来找我！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">民工揣着我和我的弟兄住旅馆。老板娘从他手上接过我，警惕地看了半天，把我扔了。“骗老娘啊？假的！滚！”民工从地上拣起我，擦掉我脸上的尘土：“莫乱说哦，咋会是假的！”他不放心我的弟兄，找到杂货铺的老头，借来验身机，蹲在角落里，给我和我的弟兄验身。他们都正常，只有我是假的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">民工回去找工头，质问：“为啥把假的给我？”工头一把抢过我，恶狠狠地叫：“你他娘的凭啥说是我给的？要不要？不要老子撕了他！”民工无奈，把我要回来。他看着我说：“凭啥让老实人吃亏。”我听不懂。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">民工闷闷不乐地走。一个打扮妖艳的女人靠近他：“大哥，有啥不高兴呢？跟我走，让你高兴一回！”民工就跟那女人走进一间屋子，边走边争论“半张”“一张”。关上门，民工说：“一张就一张，耍出花样来。”女人笑起来：“大哥真爽快，要啥花样你只管说。”我透过汗迹斑斑的衣服，看到从来没见过的东西，害羞地闭上眼睛。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">过了很久，民工把我掏出来，递给女人。女人把我举过头，浪浪地审视我的裸体。“大哥，不是假的吧？”“你这个骚货，会做事，大哥差点爽死了，哪个忍心坑你哦！”女人把我卷成一团，塞进胸口。我趴在一团软绵绵的东西上。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">晚上，女人带着我来到杂货铺，我一眼认出那个老头。老头说：“妹子，这张钱是假的！”女人大吃一惊，把我放进验身机，听到一声怪叫。“那个龟儿子，老子操他</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">妈……”她一边骂，一边煽我巴掌。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">女人回家后，接到一个电话。是一个姐妹打来的，请她明天中午喝喜酒。女人接完电话，冲我乱骂：“就她那烂样，也能挎上老板，臭婆娘，得意个屁！”骂完，她嘿嘿一笑，暧昧地抚摸我：“孙子，你有用场啦。”我常听别人喊我爷爷，第一次听到喊我孙子。伤自尊。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第二天中午，女人带我到豪华宾馆，亲手把我交给姐妹。饱受酒肉臭味的残酷折磨，我晕死过去。醒来时，躺在一间大卧室里。一个男人，一个女人，把我和若干弟兄请出红包，津津有味地清点。男人发现我，看了看我的胎记，失声惊叫：”晦气！晦气！”女人连忙凑上来：“怎么晦气了？”男人说：“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue">48474244</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">，死爸死妻死儿，死死。”女人责怪说：“你神经病啊，信这玩意儿！”轻轻一抽，把我抢到手，又轻轻一抖，疑惑地说：“好像是假的。”女人拿来验身机，仔细为我们体检，哈哈，好多弟兄都是假的。男人愤然：“狗日的，缺德啦！”女人气愤：“她</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">妈的，全家死绝！亲爱的，咋办？”男人略一思考：“乖乖别愁啦，我有办法啦。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">不几日，男人去拜会一个被称作老家伙的人。出门时，他把我们几个假弟兄混进真弟兄里，装进牛皮信封。女人担心地问：“亲爱的，行不行啊？让那老家伙发现了，我们就不好过了。”男人很有把握地说：“乖乖你放心啦，老家伙从不把钱存银行啦，没问题啦。”就这样，我被送到老家伙的家里。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老家伙有很多钱，鞋盒里，衣柜里，卫生间的天花板上，都埋伏着我的大批弟兄。老家伙坐在台灯底下，把我们从信封里抽出来，一张一张地欣赏，一边欣赏一边哼哼：“我爱人民币……”欣赏之余，老家伙把我们喂进高级验身机，“哗啦啦——”，我和几个弟兄暴露。“你他</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">妈的，当我是傻子呢！”老家伙骂，把我们哥几个夹在一本书里。书名叫《诚信与感动》。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我以为，老家伙把哥几个忘了。其实没有。有一天，老家伙带上我们，来到一个捐款处。那里围满了人，人群中立一个箱子，箱子顶上开一条口子，摄像机、照相机对着箱子。老家伙钻出小车后，大家主动让开一条道，他走进人群，走到箱子跟前，把我和几个弟兄塞了进去。顿时，人群中爆发出雷鸣般的掌声……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">几经周折，我流落到一个乡场上。紧紧捏住我的，是一只布满老茧的手。这只老手怕我长出翅膀，把我卷成细条，死死地捏住，捏我一身臭汗。老手的主人拿我去换化肥，卖化肥的人把我小心展开：“老伯，这张钱是假的。”老伯两腿发软，似要坐在地上。“咋会呢……咋会呢……”卖化肥的人把我塞进验身机，好心地提醒：“老伯，你来看，是假的。谁给你的，老伯？赶紧去找他！”老手的主人不吱声。给钱的人，在老远的城里，人家也是好心肠，咋能去找呢。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老伯把我要回来，依旧卷成条，捏在布满老茧的手里，摇摇晃晃地走了。他去哪里？回家？我暗暗猜测。啊？不会吧？储蓄所。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">储蓄所里有很多人，排起了长队。老伯站在队伍的尾巴，自言自语地说：“把猪崽儿卖了，把猪崽儿卖了……”终于排拢。老伯吞吞吐吐：“假，假钱，喔，交，交公……”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">女营业员不耐烦地训斥：“添啥乱啊！走走走，赶紧走！没看到我忙得很啦，后面还有那么多人！”后面的人受了鼓舞，挤到老伯前面，堵住小窗口。老伯无奈地张望，慢慢走出去。背后有人讥笑：“瓜娃子，跑到银行来交假钱！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个年轻人跟上老伯：“老头，你有假钱？”老伯抖抖索索展开我，年轻人左看右看，“嘿嘿，真是假钱。卖不卖，我给你五块？”老伯迟疑不决。“六块，给你六块。反正用不出去，卖给我算了！”老伯终于摇头。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我跟老伯回到他的破房子。一个老妇正在烧饭。老伯走到灶前，用颤抖的手把我丢进火堆。在我燃烧的瞬间，我想起一句名言：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有的钞票死了，可是他还活着；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有的钞票活着，可是他已经死了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200858214845170.jpg"><BR><BR></P><o:p></o:p></SPAN><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
海飞
发表于 2008-5-8 22:02
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海飞
发表于 2008-5-8 21:42
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麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:50
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">一个局长的“大话情结”<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我发现，我越来越喜欢说大话了。说大话有气势、有风度、有面子，令人振奋，使人激动，催人奋进。我想，我是局长，不能混同于一般同志，我得站得高、看得远、想得大才行，否则，就显不出我的魄力和水平了。所以，说大话是免不了的。在机关工作，如果连大话都不会说，那真的就没啥指望了。其实，在机关，说大话是一种工作需要，不说大话，大家就不会有热情，工作就不会有奔头。大话是我从政的秘诀，我是靠大话才取得上级认可和群众支持的。我爱大话，大话给了我数不尽的好处。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说大话是我的习惯。我没有升官的时候，我很烦别人说大话，心里想，说大话就不怕让风吹翻了舌头。可是，不知为什么，随着我逐步升职，我就喜欢起说大话了，真是有些身不由已呀。我发现，大话很可爱，也很实用，不说大话，那是绝对不成的。我常在大会上，面对众人，口若悬河、喋喋不休地说大话。我把大话说得有板有眼，铿锵有力，充满激情。在总结过去成绩的时候，我总是说：在上级的正确领导下，在全体员工的共同努力下，我们取得了前无古人后无来者的辉煌、伟大、杰出的成绩，写下了历史新篇章。我代表全局干部员工对你们表示热烈的祝贺和衷心的感谢。在安排下一步工作的时候，我总是说，我们要认真惯彻上级的精神，励精图治，锐意进取，奋力拼搏，扎实苦干，实现一个突破、两个创新、三个跨越、四个新高、五个辉煌。这时，常常赢得热烈的掌声，这是大家对我讲话的认可和支持。大家都说我讲话有气势，有水平，能够鼓舞人心。对此，我感到很有成就感。在向上级汇报工作的时候，我总是挖空心思地准备好大话、漂亮话，宁长勿短，宁高勿低，宁大勿小，宁多勿少。这些，都是上级所爱听的。有时，我也想谦虚一下，可我发现，我要是谦虚了，上级会认为我无能，缺乏工作信心和魄力，反而不高兴了。所以，对于上级部署的任务，我不想一想就回答，保证完成，请领导放心。我经常向上级上报用大话组成的宏伟蓝图，常常受到上级赞赏和表扬。我深深体会到，在机关工作，如果你不会说大话，说明你不适合在机关工作，最好换一个地方。在机关，大家相互之间竟争得十分激烈，想出人头地实在不容易。你有了成绩，就得敢说，敢于夸张，敢于放大，要理直气壮地用大话及时地、充分地、有效地表达出来，这样才会体现你的本事和魄力。现在是信息爆炸时代，各种信息塞满了大家的眼睛和耳朵，如果你不善于表达和张扬自己，有谁肯注意你。你以为你是谁？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我很愿意代表别人。我是局长，自然常常代表局里的全体员工表达这个表达那个。但我对此很不满足，因为局里的人实在不多。我总是千方百计地找机会，代表更多的人。一次，我们单位有一名技术员发明了一项新技术，已经惠及全国。我对他说，我代表全国人民对你们表示祝贺和感谢，希望你不要辜负了全国人民的希望和重托，争取创造出新的、更大、更辉煌、更灿烂的成果来。目前，我已代表过全局职工、全市人民、全省人民、全国人民，就差代表全世界人民了。我想，如果我们局的技术员发明的新技术能够走向世界，那么我就可以代表全世界人民，对发明人给予表扬和感谢，可是，我们局的技术员一直没有发明出能够惠及全世界的技术，使我的这一愿望一直没有实现。当然，能够代表中国人民，也是够爽的。每当我出国的时候，总是找机会代表中国人民，过过说大话的瘾。一次，我去外国旅行，在当地找不到旅馆，于是我就拿出了叫人写好的问路条给一位老外看，那位老外很热心，一直把我送到旅馆，还向旅馆的工作人员说明我的情况，使我的住宿问题得以解决。于是，我一字一板地对那位好心的外国人说，你是中国人民的好朋友啊，我代表中国人民，对你表示深深的感谢和崇高的敬意。我担心老外听不懂我的话，想不到，那位老外竟然听懂了我的话，他说他感到太荣幸了，非要和我交朋友不可。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说大话体现我对工作的重视。我常说，上级交给我们的工作任务是政治任务，能否完成，那就关系到全市、全省乃至全国的任务能否顺利完成，我们的使命光荣而又艰巨。所以要使出百分之二百、百分之三百的力量才行。如果任务完成得好，历史会记住我们，人民会记住我们，国家会记住我们。在年初，我都会在大会上讲，我们现在处在关键的历史关头，我们所做的一切，都会对历史和未来产生深远的影响，我们要本着为历史负责，对未来负责的精神，努力做好工作，创造出不朽的业绩。与会的人经常说我的讲话站得高、看得远、有思想、有魄力。为此，我大话更加起劲了。在我的带头之下，大家纷纷学会了说大话。秘书给我写的材料，总是大话连篇，在重复旧的大话的同时，力求找到一些新的大话，让材料富有新意。我常对他们说，说大话是一种学问，大家一定要多学习，多体会，多领悟，大话要说得到位、说得得体、说得头头是道，并不是一件容易的事。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我在述职的时候爱讲大话。召开述职大会，是我大说特说、堂而皇地说大话的时候。述职是什么，述职就是讲成绩、说大话，如果在述职的时候不敢说大话，不会说大话，那真就成了书呆子了。现在大家都在说大话，如果你不说，就显得你不行，显得你落后，显得你没有本事，那你就要吃大亏了。所以，我是坚决要说大话的，而且说得要有水平。涉及改革，我就说实现了突破性进展；涉及基础工作，我就说实现了规范化管理；涉及工作评比，我就说实现了历史性升位；涉及精神文明建设，我就说职工思想面貌焕然一新；涉及反腐败，我就说反贪工作硕果累累；涉及指标完成情况，我就说创造了历史新高。有时，我还说，我采取了一项新办法，使单位的某项工作由落后变成了先进；我发现了单位一项管理漏洞，使单位免受了巨大损失；我出了一个主意，使单位财源广进。等等。大话使我的政绩十分突出，出尽了风头；大话也使我的底气十足，风光无限。我的荣誉接踵而至，我的好事源源不断。我幸福极了。我发现，到机关工作的人往往一开始不敢说大话，很谦虚，可时间长了，就渐渐地学会说大话了，而且一个不服一个。如果让谁把大话说得更好，说得更有水平，就必须将他提拔，这样，他说大话的水平就会迅速提高。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:44
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">不能让老婆知道的冤事</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第一件：偶得感冒到医院看病，突遇一孕妇跌倒，忙上前助人为乐，搀扶孕妇进病房。第二天上班，大家都用异样的眼光看我，一位要好的哥们儿拍着我的肩头神秘地说：“哥儿们，行啊，都把人家肚子搞大了，要注意呀，可千万不<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="能让嫂">能让嫂</st1:PersonName>夫人知道了，今晚是不是找个地方撮一顿？”我自认倒霉，只得请几个哥们撮一顿“封嘴”。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 第二件：迎面走来一个漂亮少妇，并不认识她，她却异常热情地对我露出甜蜜的笑。我以为自己交了桃花运，忙灿烂地迎上前去，不想屁股后面突然挨了一脚，回头一看——一个体格剽悍的男人正恶狠狠地盯着我：“哥儿们，干什么？想对我老婆耍流氓啊？”晚上老婆见我身上有片青紫，吃惊不小，我装着没事似的说：“没啥没啥，下楼梯不小心摔了。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 第三件：下班后按老婆的吩咐到菜市场买了一只卤鸭，路过一骑车摔伤了胳膊的哥们儿家，顺便小坐。哥们儿的妻子刚打开门便嚷道：“你瞧你，你俩都老朋友了还来这一套？来看他就行了，还带什么卤鸭呀！”出门后只得拐回菜场再买一只。卖卤鸭的浙江小姑娘热情地说：“怎么样？嫂夫人吃得满意了吧？我当时就叫你买两只，你还不干。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 第四件：到市场买三斤肉，卖肉的小姑娘割下一块往秤盘上一撂，说正好。回家不相信一个小姑娘能割出“一刀准”，借邻居家的秤一称，三斤半。小姑娘为什么要多给我半斤肉呢？莫非对我有意思？心里痒痒的，接着又去割了几次肉，每次都多给半斤。正准备和卖肉的小姑娘演绎一场“浪漫的事”，邻居<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="家的老">家的老</st1:PersonName>太太说：“我这是卖苹果的八两秤，你媳妇知道的，没告诉你？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 第五件：俗话说“女大三，抱金砖”，老婆大我三岁，可到现在我还没有抱到金砖，心里便有些不平衡。那天梦见一仙女，仙女答应满足我一个要求，要我想好后再提出来。我毫不犹豫地说：“我希望有一个比我年轻１０岁的老婆。”仙女说这个容易，手里的仙杖一挥，便让我如愿以偿了：我暴长１３岁变成了４５岁的小老头，今年３５岁的老婆正好比我年轻１０岁。从梦中惊醒，悲伤不已。老婆问：做啥噩梦了？我说，捡到一笔钱，却被歹徒抢走了，真不走运。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200858214355480.jpg"><BR><BR><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:47
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">让人喷饭的家庭笑话一箩筐</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我是警官麦克，一天深夜接到一个报警电话。打电话的人自称在第十三街区，他从夜总会出来后，发觉自己车里的方向盘、刹车、加速器等等都让小偷给卸去了。我表示马上前往出事地点。就在开动巡逻车准备出发的瞬间，电话铃又响了起来。我只好下车再拿起电话筒，打电话的仍是刚才那位报警的：“实在对不起，先生，用不着来了。我是用车内电话打的。我喝多了，刚才一阵冷风吹来，我才发现自己原来是坐在车内的第二排座位上。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">爸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">幽默的老爸常会不定时的说出爆笑的话。记得是在一个无聊的周末，我和老爸说好要去一间常去的小火锅，那儿的价格都不贵，爱吃牛肉的我跟以前一样，点个牛肉火锅，牛肉送来时，我发现牛肉比以前少了五分之一，就很不高兴地跟老爸说，老爸却很正经地说：“也许是现在的牛肉涨价了，老板一定是有苦衷的……”当我还在佩服我老爸能如此宽宏大量时，他又冒出了一句话：“你的牛肉放好一点，小心被风吹走……”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">弟</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">弟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我弟弟：我想训我的狗，让它想吃东西时就叫。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">弟弟的朋友：这应该是很容易的事嘛！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">弟弟：我已经教了它足有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">100</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">次了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">弟弟的朋友：怎么样，它会叫了吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">弟弟：不叫，但如果我不学狗叫，它就不吃东西。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">哥</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">哥</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">哥哥是医学院的学生，暑假在医院实习的时候，带他们一组的是一个外科医生，医生每天都下病房查看由他负责的几个病人的情况。哥哥他们去医院实习的第一天，这位医生就领着他们十五个人去察看病人。没想到进第一个病房看病人的时候，就闹出误会了。那位病人看见这么多个人浩浩荡荡的围在他床边被吓傻了，拉着哥哥的衣襟直问：“医生，我是不是快不行了？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
海飞
发表于 2008-5-8 21:32
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麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:29
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""><FONT size=6><STRONG>女人好色的十种表现</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></U><U><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></U></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、最喜欢出入那些有大副男模照片的服装专卖店和手机专营店等，对货贺上的商品匆匆扫过，视线却在男模的广告宣传画上停留五秒钟以上。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、对待一部电影或电视剧，好看与不好看的判定标准就是演员中有没有帅哥，帅气到什么样的程度以及帅哥的数量。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、对于新来却未谋面的男同事，最感兴趣的不是他的学历、水平和能力，而是在想他究竟是个什么样子呢，然后暗暗祈祷他是一个帅哥。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、在聚会中，如果发现有陌生的帅哥，马上就会变得十分有亲和力，想方设法让他主动跟你搭讪，如果他没有，就会非常懊恼伤心。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、一个人逛街的时候眼神处游离状态，总是从一个帅哥转移到另一个帅哥，如果发现街上一个帅哥都看不到，会打电话给朋友发牢骚：逛街真无聊。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、对一个异性发表观点的时候，首先会说这个男人长得如何如何，再是其它，当然，当这个人长得实在不咋地时，也都懒得再说其他了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、和人打交道时，会根据他的相貌进行敏感的语言划分，同一句话在帅哥嘴里出来时就觉得是幽默，而从青蛙嘴里出来时会觉得就是耍贫。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、不管在什么样的场合看到帅哥，都会在很短的时间内运用女人非凡的思维想像着和他牵手、拍拖、结婚、生子直至老去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、在</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">bbs</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">上看到一段非常有感觉的文字就会想像着作者的模样，当见面时发现对方一点也不帅时，就会失望得要命，觉得那些文字一定是他剽窃来的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、只要听到有帅哥这个词出现就会非常兴奋，如果他是明星，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">会像</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">fans</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一样打听他拍哪部片子，出什么专辑，如果他是生活中的某人，便会像居委会大妈一样不停的打听他的名字、年龄、地址和婚否状况。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 数数看，如果你占了其中三条以上，那么恭喜你，你已经成了好色女子的一列了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200858212857401.jpg"><BR><BR><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-8 21:37
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""><FONT color=#ff0066 size=7><STRONG>大好男人遭遇野蛮美女老婆</STRONG></FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">关于讲理</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：你不讲理。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：和你我从来就没讲过理，家就不是讲理的地方。再说你是男的，还比我大</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">个月呢，你得让着我。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 关于钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：以后我挣的钱按比例给你吧，我挣得多留得也多，这样有积极性。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：好。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：那我给你百分之多少？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：百分之一百二。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 关于睡觉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">(</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">) <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：你那么小人，怎么占那么大地儿！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：那当然，我得翻身，还得伸懒腰呢！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 关于睡觉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">(</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">二</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">) <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：咱们盖那个双人被吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：别！那到第二天早上就全裹你身上了。我什么也盖不着。还是自己盖自己的吧，心里踏实。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：哼，你就是自己盖，到明天早上照样也得被我裹走！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 关于中心</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：我在我们家一直是中心，在你们家也得以我为中心。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：那我在我们家也一直是中心。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：可我这中心比你那中心重要。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：为什么？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：因为我是千金，你只是个小子。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 关于主意</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：咱们出去玩吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：好，你说去哪儿就去哪儿。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：我要有主意还和你说！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：我出的主意你从来都不同意呀。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：我不同意的那叫什么主意呀，那叫敷衍！你得不停地有主意，直到我满意为止。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 关于打电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：你为什么不给我打电话？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：倒打一耙！今天不是说好你给我打电话的嘛。结果我等了一天，还是我打给你的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：我是说过，可我又改主意了。张爱玲说：女人有改主意的特权。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：那你改主意没跟我说呀！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：我说了，我心里说的，谁让你和我心灵不相通的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 关于异性朋友</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：我可以有男朋友，你不能干涉我。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：行，我也交个女朋友。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：不行！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：凭什么你行我不行呀。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：我交男朋友，你做不到的人家能做到，我就不会老挑你毛病了，有利于家庭幸福。你交女朋友，我心眼儿小，吃醋和你吵架，不利于家庭安定。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：那我也心眼儿小。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：一个男人，和女人一样心眼儿小，亏你好意思说！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 关于心情</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：我一干活心情就不好了，会降低咱们的婚姻质量。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：那我干活心情也不好。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：你的心理承受能力应该比我强，因为你个子比我大，心脏也应该比我大！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 关于婚外恋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：现在电视里老演婚外恋，你说，你会有婚外恋吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：不会。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：为什么？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：有你一个我就够后悔的了，决不能再要第二个。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 关于吃东西</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：这个话梅我吃了一半，挺好吃的，剩下的给你吃吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：我不爱吃话梅。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：不行，你就爱吃！你是不是嫌弃我吃过的？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：这鱼挺好吃的，来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：你的脏筷子碰过的，谁吃！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老公：那你吃过一半我还吃呢，我不嫌弃你，你怎么嫌弃我？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 老婆：那就对了。我嫌弃你说明我比你干净。我比你干净你凭什么嫌弃我？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-11 08:51
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 36pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-line-height-rule: exactly" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">经典的</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia">12</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">条另类逻辑</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">“开特权车就是要横冲直撞敢闯红灯，就是要横一点，不然交警以为你是假冒的！”一位给领导开车的司机向同行面授机宜。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> “收红包就是要大胆一点，不要不敢收或者不好意思收，不收的话，患者就不放心你！”一位老医生真诚地对年轻医生传授心得。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> “唱流行歌曲就是要像口里含着萝卜，如果吐词过于清楚，歌迷就认为你太老土了！”一位当红男歌星这样谈成功经验。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> “对那些漂亮的女演员就是要热情一点，你如果不找她深夜谈戏，她就可能认为你不是一个正常的男人！”一位曾经为人正派的男导演变质后自圆其说。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> “对顾客就是要狠心点，宰他没商量，举例来说，如果不在这件衣服</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">50</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">元的标价后再添一个‘</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">0</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">’，到现在，这件衣服可能还卖不出去！”服装店老板大谈经营之道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> “对大米，就是要该漂白就漂白，对西瓜，就是要该注红墨水就注红墨水，不这样，还真没人买。”一个入道时间很长的小贩对他请来的帮手说。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> “对学生就是要凶一点，该体罚就体罚，如果对他们太和气了，家长就会认为你管理松懈，不是一个负责的老师。”一位刚参加工作的老师谈切身体会。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> “为领导写报告，就是要会写几个错别字，比如把‘千里迢迢’写成“千里条条”，否则领导作报告，把‘千里迢迢’念成‘千里招招’，不是闹天大的笑话，让领导当众出丑吗？”某资深秘书升迁之时，对刚分配来的接任他的位置大学生反复强调。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> “当官就是要搞吃喝、会玩乐、结党羽、拉关系，如果太正直的话，肯定会受到排挤，甚至遭到暗算，国内不是发生过多起正手杀副手，副职害正职的事件吗？想做个正人君子难啊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！”一位出事的贪官“教育”前来采访的记者。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 知道他贪就是不能告，他现在是一头喂肥的猪，再喂也吃不了多少了，要是把他撤了，还得上来一头不肥的猪，又得集体把他喂肥，那就更不合算了。”一位村民劝另一位准备上访的村民别告他们的村主任。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> “花银行的钱就是要心安理得，你花得越多，他们就给贷得越多！因为他们生怕你以前的钱都不还了。”一个欠银行几千万的企业老总笑谈花钱不得不大方。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> “人在家里就说一声，害得老子撬了这么长时间的门，白白花了力气！”一个准备撬门入室盗窃的小偷对正在睡午觉的主人抱怨道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851185110276.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; 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麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-11 08:39
<P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体 color=#0909f7 size=6><STRONG>口吃</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>一人经过一面馆，小二忙叫到：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>客官吃面哇，本店煎蛋面非常出名，来一碗哇。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">答：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">煎蛋面，好，下。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">小二忙把面下锅，刚刚丢下去又听</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">下，下午来吃。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851183821837.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-11 08:30
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">如此居心的农民</SPAN></U></B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个城里人驾着自己心爱的轿车，在公路上与一个农民的货车擦撞，结果两个人都下车来看损毁的状况。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">农民说：“情况不太严重，但是刚才的情景，的确是让人心惊肉跳的。老兄，不如喝点酒压压惊吧！”农民说着就从破旧的货车上拿了一瓶酒下来，打开瓶盖，递给城里人喝。这城里人觉得农民也颇善解人意的，就毫无顾忌地喝了几大口。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">城里人喝完后把酒瓶交给农民，农民就把酒瓶盖上，放回车上。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">城里人奇怪地问农民：“你自己何不也喝一点？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">农民说：<SPAN style="COLOR: red">“我等交警来过了之后再喝。”</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-11 08:37
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6><STRONG>口吃</STRONG></FONT></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">有个人在银行开户，委托银行职员为他填表，职员问他：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">你的姓名？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">费费费雷罗比比得洛维奇</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">帕帕帕里奇。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">对不起，先生，你口吃吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">不，只是我父亲口吃，而那个为我进行出生登记的官员，就这么记下来了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851183644497.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></SPAN>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-11 08:45
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6><STRONG>口吃</STRONG></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">1, 吃饭的时候</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">小姐拿了一瓶酒上来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">先生问道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">多少钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">?“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">小姐说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“2w“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">先生说到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">开</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">开</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">开</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">....“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">小姐扑通一下</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">把瓶盖子打开，先生突然又来了一句</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">什么玩笑</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">.“<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851184340760.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">、 领导乘车外出</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">路上他突然对司机说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">快快快快</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">.......“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">司机一听</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">忙踩油门</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">小车立刻如快马加鞭</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">领导更急了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">脸憋的通红</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">快快</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">调头走错路了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20085118440895.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">、 某餐馆，一客人让小二帮他加点酱油，他说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">倒，倒，倒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">……”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">小二就一直倒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">……“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">倒点儿得呗！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851184427576.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">、 一个结巴去买饮料，发现只带了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">15</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">元，就去问老板</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">可口可乐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">要多少钱。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">结巴：老老老老老老老老板板，一一一一一一一一一瓶瓶瓶可乐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">…… </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">老板听得很难受，没等他说完，就帮他拿了一瓶可口可乐。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">结巴：多多多少钱？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">老板：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">18</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">块。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">结巴：买买买买买买买买买买</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">……… </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">老板又听得很难受，没等他说完，就帮他打开了。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">结巴：买买买不起</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851184441186.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P></FONT></SPAN>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-11 08:54
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">万箭穿心<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我们这儿下第一场雪那天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我约了个女网友见面赏雪，头一次见面</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">约定地点在市内某公园，正值早晨公园内人员稀少</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">只有十几个大妈在雪地里晨练。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">快到约定时间的时候</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">忽然肚子开始疼起来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">诅咒着卖油条的无良小摊，继续忍着等。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 疼。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 很疼。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 相当疼。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 急冲去厕所先。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 一番狂轰滥炸后，顿时为之一爽，摸口袋时僵住：没带手纸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 等会有人进来要张便是。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 于是等。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 二十分钟也无人进来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 正值雪天，厕所通风条件良好，刚进来时着实赞了一番，现在却深深地感到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">风吹屁股刀刺般的痛苦。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 忍了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 等了网友若干时间，站得疲惫不堪，刚蹲下时着实惬意了一把，现在却深深</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">地感到双腿麻冷胀痛的痛苦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">还要与寒冷相伴。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 忍了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 鼻炎今天刚好，进厕所闻到臭味很是为自己鼻子恢复了嗅觉而高兴了一会，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">现在却深深地感到肺脏严重中毒的痛苦。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 忍了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 此公园平日游人就稀少，刚来时颇得意自己把约会之处定于此，现在我这颗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">心却是拨凉拨凉的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 忍无可忍，拨出手机，呼叫援兵，接通。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 这么一件尴尬的事总不能很露骨地直接向素未谋面的网友讲吧？实在没想好该如何讲到这件事前</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">于是我们先从</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">2004</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">年冬天的第一场雪开始聊起，到拉登再到甘肃上空陨石大爆炸再到外星球的生命体</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">....... <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 从说到秦始皇长得什么样时</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我终于觉得已经找到好借口了，于是轻启朱唇羞涩不已地说道：你已经到那儿了呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">? </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那个，我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">......... <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 手机传来了喜悦的音乐声，没电自动关机了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我终于傻了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 等。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我等。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 没来人。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我突然有种无助想哭的感觉。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 幸好这时候厕所外传来脚步声，我精神大振，所谓天无绝人之路，人有悲欢离合，船到桥头自然直</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">....... <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我确信我的思维一下子敏捷了起来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 在那个人刚刚进到门口时我便暗运内劲以低沉有力的男中音叫道：兄弟，借张纸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">, <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">哥们忘带纸了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 那个人触电一般尖叫了起来：怎么会是男厕所呀？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 接下来念经一般低头回走：对不起对不起</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">走错了走错了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 原来是个女的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">还走错门了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 一个男人在最脆弱的情况下居然被一个女人看见了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 悲愤交加。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 然而十秒钟后我才知道是我搞错了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我实不该悲愤的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 十秒后那个女人又在外面叫了起来：我没走错呀，怎么女厕所里会有男的在里面？！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 红，一层一层在我脸上添着色，泪水充盈着我的眼眶。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 如此悲壮的场面，你想也能想出来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 此时内心里尚存的理智告诉我：机会，稍纵即逝，如果你不抓住，肉体上和新增精神上巨</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">大的痛苦还将继续增加。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我继续沙哑着嗓子哀求道：外面的小妹啊，请扔张纸进来，好吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">? </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">谢谢哦！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 当心灵上的巨大的痛苦过去后，你会突然发现，无耻居然会是一种解脱。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 一会儿后，一份刚买的报纸轻轻地被抛了进来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我紧紧地握住这份报纸，紧紧地紧紧地握住。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 然后使劲用手搓着它，心里以无比恶毒的语言痛骂着这份报纸的编辑部！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 这家报纸平时都是普通纸质，今天是它的发行二十周年纪念，全部报纸皆为十六开铜版印刷硬质纸！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 提起裤子时又温柔地安慰自己：幸好今天人少，丢人也不过只有一个女的知道，而且是不认识滴！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 不幸中的大幸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 出了厕所忽然才发现外面早已经聚集了一大群晨练的大妈，厕所门前面堵着一位漂亮的小女孩正在仔细地解释：各位大妈，请等会儿再进去，里面有一位先生走错了，而且没带纸，我扔了报子给他</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">等会进去，马上就好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">........... <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 话音刚落</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">恰遇我气定神闲地走出来了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 当所有的目光都聚集在我身上时，我忽然有一种万箭穿心的感觉。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我哽咽着对这位漂亮女孩说：谢谢你，谢谢，谢谢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">......... <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 这位漂亮女孩大度地一挥手：没事，小事一桩。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我刚准备离开</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">女孩又讲话了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">嗨</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">也有件事情想请你帮帮忙</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">能借用一下你的电话吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我的手机刚好没电了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我很男子气概</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">当然了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">没问题</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">漂亮女孩接过电话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一遍又一遍按着重播键</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那边好象占线</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">...... <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">漂亮女孩显得有些生气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">把电话还给我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">算了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那边占线</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">不打了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">谢谢。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我临走时忽然听见进到厕所女孩自言自语埋怨道：唉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这个小明怎么搞的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">刚才还可以打通的电话老占线</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">怎么还没有到？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 小明是我的网名。<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20085118543864.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-11 08:40
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6><STRONG>口吃</STRONG></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">一人走在路上，想找人问下时间，正好看见路边站着个人，便上前问到：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">请请请问一下，现现现在几几点了？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">那人也不回话，把表递到他面前。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">我我我，看不清清清楚，你给我说说说嘛。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">那人还是不开腔，把表又递近一点给他。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">毛毛毛哦，老子看看看不清清楚，你你你说嘛。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">说说说锤子，老老子一开开腔，你你你又说说老老子学学你。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851184027994.gif"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></FONT></SPAN>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-11 08:31
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">都是谐音惹的祸</SPAN></U></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></U></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">酒菜满席，领导姗姗而来。满座起身相迎，一片寒暄之声。旁边侍宴的服务员甚美，新来，经验不丰，颇有些紧张。众人落座，有人招呼：“服务员，茶！”服务员忙近前用手指点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">“</SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:chsdate w:st="on" IsROCDate="False" IsLunarDate="False" Day="30" Month="12" Year="1899"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">1.2.3</SPAN></st1:chsdate><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.4.5.6.7.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">共</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">位！”众人笑。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">领导补充曰：“倒茶！”服务员忙又“倒查”了一遍</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">“</SPAN><st1:chsdate w:st="on" IsROCDate="False" IsLunarDate="False" Day="30" Month="12" Year="1899"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">7.6.5</SPAN></st1:chsdate><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.4.3.2.1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">还是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">位。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有人发问：“你数什么？”服务员犹豫了一下说：“我属狗”。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">众人怒，急呼：“叫你们经理来”！经理来垂手笑问：“诸位，传我何事？”领导曰：“别多问了，去查查这位服务员年龄属相。”经理纳闷，依命而行，旋来回复：“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">18</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">岁，属狗。”众人大笑，不再追究，服务员</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">经理如坠五里云雾。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851183112595.jpg"><BR><BR></o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-11 08:50
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red">[</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">爆笑</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red">]</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">天下第一逼供</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一司警察问警员：犯人交代了没有？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警员说：没有，犯人嘴硬的很。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一司警察说：给犯人看《还珠格格》交代了没有？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警员说：看了，连《流星花园》都给犯人看了，犯人也没交代。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一司警察说：那给犯人看美女作家的文章了吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警员说：也看了，犯人吐了，但是仍然没交代。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一司警察恼了：那给犯人的看小资写的东西。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警员说：大哥，也给犯人看了，犯人晕倒了三次，还是挺了过来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一司警察大怒：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">，把央视的“射雕”和“笑傲”一起拿给犯人看！左右一边一电视。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警员：大哥，这，这太狠了点吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一司警察：没办法，硬汉就得下猛药。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">过了一天，一司警察又问：怎么样，交代了没？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警员说：犯人大小便失禁，愣是没交代。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一司警察咆哮着：放黑客</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">，放配过音的黑客</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警员：大哥，会出人命的，要不换一个。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一司警察：不是犯人死就是我亡。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">过了一天，一司警察又问：怎么样，交代了没？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">警员说：犯人咬舌自尽了。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">首领：什么！给犯人看脑白金广告，没准还能活回来……<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851184946253.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-11 08:49
<P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all" align=center><STRONG><FONT color=#f70997><FONT size=6><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR><BR>8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>个笑话</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><FONT color=#ee1169><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>顿悟</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>个道理</FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>笑话虽然不是很好笑</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>但道理是有的</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>如果没什么事</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>静下心看一下吧</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">.</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>、建筑师</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> 一位夫人打电话给建筑师，说每当火车经过时，她的睡床就会摇动。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>这简直是无稽之谈！</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>建筑师回答说，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我来看看。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>建筑师到达后，夫人建议他躺在床上，体会一下火车经过时的感觉。建筑师刚上床躺下，夫人的丈夫就回来了。他见此情形，便厉声喝问：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>你躺在我妻子的床上干什么？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>建筑师战战兢兢地回答：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我说是在等火车，你会相信吗？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>【顿悟】</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>有些话是真的，却听上去很假；有些话是假的，却令人无庸置疑。<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851184630860.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>２、引诱 英国绅士与法国女人同乘一个包厢，女人想引诱这个英国人，她脱衣躺下后就抱怨身上发冷。先生把自己的被子给了她，她还是不停地说冷。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我还能怎么帮助你呢？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>先生沮丧地问道。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我小时候妈妈总是用自己的身体给我取暖。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>小姐，这我就爱莫能助了。我总不能跳下火车去找你的妈妈吧？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>【顿悟】</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>善解风情的男人是好男人，不解风情的男人更是好男人。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851184653239.jpg"><BR><BR><BR>3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>、调羹</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> 麦克走进餐馆，点了一份汤，服务员马上给他端了上来。服务员刚走开，麦克就嚷嚷起来：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>对不起，这汤我没法喝。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>服务员重新给他上了一个汤，他还是说：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>对不起，这汤我没法喝。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>服务员只好叫来经理。经理毕恭毕敬地朝麦克点点头，说：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>先生，这道菜是本店最拿手的，深受顾客欢迎，难道您</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">……” “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我是说，调羹在哪里呢？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20085118472892.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>【顿悟】</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>有错就改，当然是件好事。但我们常常却改掉正确的，留下错误的，结果是错上加错。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR>4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>、穿错</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> 饭厅内，一个异常谦恭的人胆怯地碰了碰另一个顾客，那人正在穿一件大衣。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>对不起，请问您是不是<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="皮埃尔">皮埃尔</st1:PersonName>先生？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>不，我不是。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>那人回答。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>啊，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>他舒了一口气，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>那我没弄错，我就是他，您穿了他的大衣。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>【顿悟】</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>要做到理直气壮，并不是件容易的事情。理直的人，往往低声下气；而理歪的人，却是气壮如牛。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851184713391.jpg"><BR><BR><BR>5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>、回电</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>一个苏格兰人去伦敦，想顺便探望一位老朋友，但却忘了他的住址，于是给家父发了一份电报：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>您知道托马的住址吗？速告！</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>当天，他就收到一份加急回电：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>知道。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>【顿悟】</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>当我们终于找到最正确的答案时，却发现它是最无用的。 <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851184729279.jpg"><BR><BR> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR>6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>、伤心故事 有三个人到纽约度假。他们在一座高层宾馆的第</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">45</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>层订了一个套房。一天晚上，大楼电梯出现故障，服务员安排他们在大厅过夜。他们商量后，决定徒步走回房间，并约定轮流说笑话、唱歌和讲故事，以减轻登楼的劳累。笑话讲了，歌也唱了，好不容易爬到第</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">34</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>层，大家都感觉精疲力竭。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>好吧，彼德，你来讲个幽默故事吧。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>彼德说：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>故事不长，却令人伤心至极：我把房间的钥匙忘在大厅了。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>【顿悟】</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我们痛苦，所以幽默；我们幽默，所以快乐。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20085118489104.jpg"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR>7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>、卖书</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> 一个很有名的作家要来书店参观。书店老板受宠若惊，连忙把所有的书撤下，全部换上作家的书。作家来到书店后，心里非常高兴，问道：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>贵店只售本人的书吗？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>当然不是。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>书店老板回答，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>别的书销路很好，都卖完了。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>【顿悟】</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>拍马屁</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>是个奇怪的词：你像是在奉承他，又像是在侮辱他。 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR>8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>、帮忙</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>在邮局大厅内，一位老太太走到一个中年人跟前，客气地说：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>先生，请帮我在明信片上写上地址好吗？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>当然可以。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>中年人按老人的要求做了。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>谢谢！</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>老太太又说：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>再帮我写上一小段话，好吗？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>好吧。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>中年人照老太太的话写好后，微笑着问道：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>还有什么要帮忙的吗？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>嗯，还有一件小事。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>老太太看着明信片说，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>帮我在下面再加一句：字迹潦草，敬请原谅。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>【顿悟】</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">你若不肯帮忙，人家会恨你一个星期；如果帮得不够完美，还不如</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851184847406.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></SPAN></P>
麦克雷
发表于 2008-5-11 21:58
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: #f7d3ae; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-line-height-alt: 22.5pt; mso-outline-level: 4; tab-stops: 306.0pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">史上最强的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">个</SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">恶心笑话</SPAN></B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 6pt 20.4pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">一、偶小时侯吃饭不老实，一老农为了教育我，对我说：六零年苦呀，没饭吃，抠出来的鼻屎从来不扔的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 二、有个富豪找佣人，面试的题目是上厕所，前几个上完后都没有洗手就出来了，富豪因此把他们打发走了只有一个洗了手，于是富豪留下了他</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">可是有一天，富豪却发现他没有洗手就出来了，富豪问他是为什么</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">佣人答到：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">偶今天带了手纸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">...” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 三、一个男子看见一家商店大减价，便走了进去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">您买些什么？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">我想买狗食。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">我们有规定，您必须证明您有狗。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">哪儿有这样的规定？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">减价商品就是这样。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">男子与售货员磨了半天，售货员还是不同意卖给他没有办法，男子只好回家把狗带来，才买到了狗食。过了几天，男子又去这家商店买猫食</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">给我两盒猫食。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">我们有规定，您必须证明您有猫。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">还是那个售货员，男子又与她磨蹭了半天结果还是不得不回家把猫带来才买到了猫食。又过了几天，男子抱着挖有一个洞的大纸箱来到那家商店，找到那个售货员</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">您买些什么？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">你把手伸进去就知道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">售货员把手伸了进去：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">是什么呀，粘乎乎的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">我想买两卷儿手纸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 四、有个人去带著朋友去探望他的外婆。当他和外婆说话时，他的朋友开始吃著咖啡桌上放的花生，把花生都吃完了当他们离开时，他的朋友对外婆说：「谢谢您的花生」外婆回应说「喔！嗯！唉！自从我牙齿掉光后，我就只能吸掉它们外层的巧克力而已。老了，咳。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 五、有人很喜欢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">麻辣粉丝煲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">这道菜。有一次，他上饭馆，又点了这道菜。但侍者告诉他，这道菜已经卖完了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">真的卖完了吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">他很失望地问。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">先生，真的卖完了。你瞧，最后一份卖给<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName ProductID="那桌的" w:st="on">那桌的</st1:PersonName>先生了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">侍者回答道。那人顺着侍者的指点，看见有个很体面的绅士坐在邻座。绅士的饭菜已经吃得差不多了，但那份</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">麻辣粉丝煲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">居然还是满满的。那人觉得绅士很浪费美味，所以他走到绅士旁边，指着那份</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">麻辣粉丝煲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">，很有礼貌地问：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">先生，您这还要吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">绅士很有风度地摇摇头。于是那人立刻坐下，拿起调羹狼吞虎咽起来。风卷残云，一会儿一半下肚了，突然间他发现在砂锅底躺着一只很小很小但皮毛已长全的小老鼠。一阵恶心那人把吃下去的所有粉丝通通吐回了砂锅里。当他在那儿翻胃不已的时候，那绅士用很同情的眼光看着他，说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">很恶心是吗刚才我也是这样</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 六、这天，酒店老板正在大厅巡视。来了一乞丐上前说道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">老板给个牙签行吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">老板给他一个打发走了。一会儿，又来一个乞丐也是来要牙签的。老板心想现在这乞丐怎么不要饭改要牙签了？也同样给他一个打发走了，没过多旧，又来一个乞丐。老板对他说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">你也是来要牙签的吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">乞丐说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">有个人吐了，可我晚了一步，已经被前面两个乞丐把能吃的都吃了，现在只剩下汤了。你能给我个吸管吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 七、老大、老二乘坐飞机，老二晕机，不停呕吐。一袋吐满，老大只好去取袋子，等他回来时，发觉全机人都在不停呕吐。老大问其原因老二说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">我看到这只袋子也吐满了，只好又喝进去了半袋，结果他们就全吐了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 如果您看到现在还没吐的话，那我不得不承认你是个高手，那我要出绝招了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">--- <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 有一天，老大和老二又去戏院看戏，看到中途二人为情节发展而争执起来，并为此打赌。老大指着前边摆的一排痰盂说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">输的人要喝一口那里边的东西。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">不幸，老大输了，于是老大皱着眉头喝了一口。二人接着赌下边的情节，这次，老二输了只见老二抱起一个痰盂，咕咚咕咚连喝了十五大口。老大大惊失色，佩服的五体投地，对老二说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">你太了不起了，居然能连喝十五大口！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">老二摇摇头，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">不是我想喝，那个痰盂里的痰太浓，我实在咬不断！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">看完吐了的，请回复</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">A <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">看完干呕没吐出来的，请回复</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">B <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">看完后觉得吃不下饭的，请回复</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">C <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">看完没什么感觉的，请回复</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; 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